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James Van Der Beek Shows Us His O-Face

Tuesday, January 4 by

We all thought that James Van Der Beek’s best days were behind him, but we were all terrible, rotten fools.

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R2D2′s a Pimp

Tuesday, January 4 by

Someone’s getting serviced tonight.

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Claire Foy

Tuesday, January 4 by

If the Season of the Witch trailer is anything to go off of, Claire Foy will spend the majority of her American feature film debut locked in a cage.

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Simon Cowell Bumps Coke

Tuesday, January 4 by

Pepsi has won the war to inundate Simon Cowell’s new talent show, “The X Factor,” with their iconic branding. Tough titties, Coke.

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Claymation Machete Loves Iced Tea

Tuesday, January 4 by

Machete may not text, but he does shill ice tea. In this commercial for Lipton Brisk, a claymation Machete, voiced by Danny Trejo, summarizes the entire plot of his movie in one minute.

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John Goodman Is ‘Extremely Loud’

Tuesday, January 4 by

Everything’s coming up John Goodman. His stint as a professor who loves the crap out of New Orleans on “Treme,” has served as a springboard to make us all go, “Oh yeah. John Goodman.”

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7 Zombie Projects We’re Likely To See In 2011

Tuesday, January 4 by

Some will be entertaining, most will be unwatchable, but each project will push us closer to the point of over-saturation.

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Roger Ebert Picks New Co-Hosts; Ghost Siskel Gives Thumbs Down

Tuesday, January 4 by

We know that if the ghost of Gene Siskel were able to speak with us from beyond the grave, he would take the opportunity to once again mock Ebert for giving a positive review to Home Alone 3. We miss you, Gene.

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‘Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2′ Poops In Church

Tuesday, January 4 by

Religious extremists are going to have a field day with this one. Looks like we’ve got another Passion Of The Christ on our hands.

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‘No Strings Attached’ Red Band Trailer Shows the Wrong Naked Ass

Monday, January 3 by

If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you’re going to show a butt in the trailer, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent.

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Links Away: Guillermo Del Toro Is a Gassy Werewolf

Monday, January 3 by

Everyone’s got to start somewhere. For visionary director Guillermo Del Toro, somewhere was the set of a Mexican Alka-Seltzer commercial back in 1991.

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‘Mechanic’ Red Band Trailer Features Nipples, F-Bombs

Monday, January 3 by

Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I’m not talking about guy nipples; I’m talking about the good kind.

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Ironclad

Monday, January 3 by

Director: Jonathan English Cast: James Purefoy Paul Giamatti, Kate Mara, Brian Cox, Derek Jacobi Synopsis: In 13th century a determined group of Knights Templar defends Rochester Castle against the tyrannical…

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Nic Cage’s New Movie Is So Weird, He’s the Normal One In It

Monday, January 3 by

When I got to interview Nicolas Cage for Season of the Witch, we got to analyze his preference for weird acting in depth. That’s all background for what goes into his latest performance, so here are a few specifics.

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Olivia Wilde Welcomed Into ‘Welcome to People’

Monday, January 3 by

Soon the entire world will know the hotness, and talent, that is Olivia Wilde. The actress has joined Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks in Alex Kurtzman’s directorial debut, Welcome to People.

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