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Channing Tatum Is Jamie Bell’s Slave In ‘The Eagle’ Trailer

Wednesday, November 10 by

The Eagle trailer has landed (nailed it). Starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell, and directed by Kevin Macdonald, it follows a soldier and his slave in 140 A.D. as they go on a quest to retrieve a treasured gold Eagle emblem that Tatum’s father lost 20 years earlier.

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‘Tron: Legacy’ Porn Parody ‘Pron’ Is In The Works

Wednesday, November 10 by

Since porno and adorable kittens are the Internet’s chief exports, it was only a matter of time before a Tron: Legacy XXX porn parody rezzed into the real world. We’ll keep you posted when an all-kitten parody appears.

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‘Harry Potter’ Flash Mob Casts Spell On Grand Central Station

Wednesday, November 10 by

Voldemort and his Death Eaters invaded Grand Central Station looking for Harry Potter a.k.a. just another day in New York City. Alright, maybe it was less typical considering the flash mob consisted of actors instead of recently released Bellevue patients.

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Review: The Fighter

Wednesday, November 10 by

The secret screening at AFI Film Festival was the long awaited boxing drama The Fighter. Mark Wahlberg waited four years to make this movie and it was a lot for me to take. I mean, I can handle death and despair. That’s a good time at the movies. You give me an abusive family and that’s just hopeless.

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Channing Tatum Steppin’ Up 2 Da ‘Jump Street’

Wednesday, November 10 by

Channing Tatum is steppin’ up 2 da Jump Street. The actor is in talks to don Silly Bandz and return to high school to totally narco on the student body with Jonah Hill.

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Spider-Man Producers Plan for Peter Parker’s Parents

Wednesday, November 10 by

The Spider-Man reboot will go where no other Spider-Man film has gone before, giving the audience a glimpse of Spidey’s life before his parents were killed.

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It’s Time to Get Things Started: A First Look at Jason Segel’s ‘The Muppets’

Wednesday, November 10 by

They could call it “The Cancer Causing Anti-American Puppet Crapstravaganza,” and I’d still go see it twice.

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Links Away: People Going Through Windows Mash-Up

Tuesday, November 9 by

A montage of people meeting glass entitled Defenestration the Movie. If one thing came out of it, it’s that I learned “defenestration” is the act of someone going through a window. Kind of bummed they missed the opening scene from Wanted.

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Emmerich Peace Outties On ‘The Zone’

Tuesday, November 9 by

Faced with the challenge of not being able to decimate any landmarks has given Roland Emmerich cold feet. It came as a surprise when the Independence Day and 2012 director signed on the direct the low-budget, “found footage” alien invasion flick The Zone, given the ginormous budgets with which he’s used to working.

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Robert Downey Jr.’s Creepy Mr. Peanut Commercial

Tuesday, November 9 by

Yesterday we reported that Robert Downey Jr. would be voicing the monocled legume Mr. Peanut in a new commercial for Planters. Today we have that very commercial.

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Javier Bardem and James Franco Wanted For ‘Wrath Of The Titans’

Tuesday, November 9 by

Warner Bros is aiming high for the sequel to Clash Of The Titans. But maybe they’re aiming a little too high.

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Review: Fair Game

Tuesday, November 9 by

Fair Game seems to take the trappings of the spy movies we love and apply them to the real life situation of Valerie Plame. That doesn’t make it feel any less like a standard docudrama though.

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Archie Panjabi

Tuesday, November 9 by

An Emmy Award winner and a native of London, England, Archie Panjabi has been onscreen for over fifteen years, with the majority of her career spent in television.

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Steve Carell’s ‘Anchorman’ Audition

Tuesday, November 9 by

In his audition for Anchorman, Steve Carell made the choice to play Brick Tamland like a giggling idiot. So much so that it looks like he’s on the brink of passing out. Even with the degraded video quality, you can tell his face gets awfully purple.

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