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Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded

Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

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Jughead Jones Rapping Makes My Ovaries Hurty

Thursday, July 19 by

Lock up your daughters. Seriously.

Arya will have her revenge.

Your 2012 Emmy Nominees Are… Exactly Who You’d Expect

Thursday, July 19 by

Just put it with the others.

Wondering the same thing myself.

Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation

Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.

Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies

Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."

Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell

Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.

Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death

Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?

‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′

Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Just don't mess with him.

8 Characters Who Were Dumb Enough To Mess With Samuel L. Jackson

Tuesday, July 17 by

In honor of Meeting Evil

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'

Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson

Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’

Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

At least people are still handsome in a dystopian future.

Don’t Let This Trailer For ‘Branded’ Keep You From Supporting Our Advertisers

Monday, July 16 by

It’s not a Russell Brand variety show. Thank God.

He looks like an evil rooster

The 7 Worst Space Criminals

Monday, July 16 by

They’re no match for Guy Pearce

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.

Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up

Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

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Comic-Con 2012: M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘After Earth’ Promo Video

Sunday, July 15 by

There’s not any actual footage from the movie or any looks at the cast, but it’s pretty cool.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

8 Movie Alcoholics Who Need A Sponsor

Alcoholism is no laughing matter. It can destroy lives, both the lives of the person addicted to that demon drink and everyone around him or her. But, in the interest...

Damn Dirty Apes: 5 Ape Characters From ‘Planet Of The Apes’

It’s true that all humans look alike to apes: But did you know that humans often report an inverted similar phenomenon? Nevertheless, the ape characters of  “Planet of the Apes”...

5 of The Least Funny Spoof Movies Ever Made

Nothing beats good satire comedy. When it is done right, a spoof movie can poke fun at some of our favorite films while reminding us why we love them in...

6 Racist, Sexist, And Hilarious Ari Gold Quotes

6 Movie Coaches You Wouldn’t Wish On Your Worst Enemy

Movie coaches have the ability to impact any athlete's life in a significant manner. It's supposed to be in a positive manner when the coach can teach you more about...

6 Makeout Couples Who Were Cockblocked By Evil

Scream Queen P.J. Soles takes her boyfriend upstairs for some sexual excitement. After Bob leaves for some beer (drinking and sex? You are SO dead!), Michael Myers turns him into...

A Cut Above: The 4 Most Gruesome Movie Decapitations

As Humphrey Bogart once famously put it, “What’s wrong with showing a guy getting his head cut off?” Bogie’s right, everybody loves a good decapitation. And if you’re in the...

Breaking Through Breaking Bad: 7 Reasons You Should be Watching

If you’ve never watched the AMC series “Breaking Bad,” you’ve undoubtedly heard it being breathless praised by its fans as the pinnacle of TV drama, if not human achievement in...

6 Movie Hairstyles That Were Embarrassing For Everyone Involved

Movies are a reflection of the period in which they were made. Sometimes, they act as time capsules that capture the magic of a particular era, which means all of...

5 Movie Storms That Played Pivotal Roles In Movies

Watch These 4 Survival Horror Movies If You Never Want To Sleep Again

Forget mixing coffee and Redbull and watch these 4 survival horror movies if you never want to sleep again. Feel your heart rate spike and adrenaline kick in to battle...

5 Werewolf Movies to Howl At

Werewolf myths have traveled from the old world to the new, spawning numerous stories, book and horror movies. Rivaling vampires for top tier movie monster status, this fright film genre...

The 5 Saddest Netflix Instant Watch Movies

Let your sensitive, soy latte drinking, inner child have a good cry by cuddling up to the 5 saddest Netflix instant watch movies. Before the weeping begins, make sure to...

The 6 Most Terrifying Movie Demons

It's said that the filmmakers behind "Paranormal Activity" decided to make their creature a demon after finding demons to be the most evil of all supernatural creatures. Yep. This one's...

Faith On Screen: 5 Religious Movies

Religion is a pretty polarizing business that can divide believers from non-believers. But a good movie can bridge that gap, serving as warm and inspirational entertainment even if the closest...

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