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Review: The Tourist

Friday, December 10 by

One of those movies where you know exactly what you’re going to get, but if you’re looking for that sort of thing it’s exactly what you want.

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Matt Damon To Pop His Sci-Fi Cherry With ‘Elysium’

Friday, December 10 by

Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium is picking up serious steam. He shopped his second sci-fi film around Hollywood earlier this week, and now it looks like he’s found his leading man in the form of Matt Damon.

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Watch Miley Cyrus Trip Balls

Friday, December 10 by

Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.

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Review: Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Friday, December 10 by

Sure, all these movies are the same. The kids have to find some magical artifacts so they can stop an evil force from wreaking havoc on the land. What makes Dawn Treader fun are the individual magical encounters. The sum of the parts adds up to more than the whole.

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A&E Sh*tcans David Hasselhoff

Friday, December 10 by

David Hasselhoff will do anything. ANYTHING. So it came as no surprise when he scored a reality show on A&E. Now the network has pulled the show after only two episodes. Keep in mind that this is the channel that has found success with a show about raiding storage units.

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Links Away: ‘Today Show’ Little Sh*t

Thursday, December 9 by

The kid’s got skill. In an expert skewering of the mainstream media, this little dude took what was meant to be a somber, ratings-boosting moment on”The Today Show” and turned it into a veritable “screw you” to somber moments everywhere.

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Oooo, Shiny ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ Pics!

Thursday, December 9 by

See Depp wobble! See Depp dragged! See Depp push! See Depp peek! These new high quality production stills from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides show Johnny Depp in a variety of poses.

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Taylor Lautner Is Going To Jail

Thursday, December 9 by

They’re going to love Taylor Lautner in prison. He’s just been sentenced to star in Incarceron. The dumbly-titled film centers around a young man who has spent his entire life in a savage prison society who falls in love with the warden’s daughter.

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Taylor Lautner Clone Gets His ‘Spider-man’ On

Thursday, December 9 by

Taylor Lautner look-alike and ABC Family regular Chris Zylka has signed up to shove around Peter Parker.

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Russell Brand Wants to ‘RentaGhost’

Thursday, December 9 by

This is Brand’s second high-profile remake, with Arthur set to hit theaters next year. This gives me hope for a remake of “The Young Ones” with Brand playing the role of Rick Pratt.

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We Got Emma Stone As Gwen Stacy And ‘X-Men: First Class’ Location Pics

Thursday, December 9 by

Today we have some set photos from Spider-Man and X-Men: First Class. And we didn’t even have to visit any sets to get them. Man, we’re never going to get enough SkyMiles for that snazzy tote we’ve had our eye on.

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The Human Santapede

Thursday, December 9 by

Somehow makes it a little more jolly.

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12 Reasons Dabney Coleman Is the Greatest Actor Of Any Generation

Thursday, December 9 by

Slap on your brain condoms, because you’re about to get mind-f**ked with knowledge about acting great Dabney Coleman.

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Amy Adams

Thursday, December 9 by

Just who will Amy Adams be fighting in The Fighter? No one, because girl boxing is lame.

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Robot Nutshots Galore In ‘Real Steel’ Teaser Trailer

Thursday, December 9 by

If you haven’t yet had your fill of robots kicking each other’s asses in movies then this Real Steel trailer is going to make you go cuckoo bananas.

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