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Joaquin Phoenix Unretires For ‘Big Shoe’

Friday, September 10 by

Smells like Oscar.
Now that his totally not-staged downward spiral documentary I'm Still Here is playing before audiences, Joaquin Phoenix is ready to get back in the game. He's set to star in Big Shoe, a movie that focuses on a shoe fetishist who is also a talented footwear designer. Which could or could not be gross. On the one hand, it's healthy to be invested in what you do for a living. On the other, I'm proud of that Photoshop I did up above, but I didn't choke-fap while creating it. I save that kind of bahavior for the Girl Gallery. (THR)

40 Speeches In 2 Minutes Mash-Up

Friday, September 10 by

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John McTiernan Takes Some ‘Shrapnel’

Friday, September 10 by

Do you like John McTiernan's throw pillows? Well do you?!
John McTiernan, the director of Die Hard and Predator, has signed on to Shrapnel, what will be his first film since 2003. The story is about two war veterans who hunt each other in a lethal game of cat and mouse. Evan Daugherty's action-thriller script was on the 2008 Blacklist, and that's even without a warrior alien as part of the cat and mouse plotline.
It'll be nice to see McTiernan back behind the camera, even though his last few films have been way less than Die Hard-y. The director has been busy getting into sh*t with the government over the infamous Anthony Pellicano wiretapping scandal of 2006. His experience is a testament to why you never bug your wife's phone. Or your best friend's wife's phone. Even if her come-hither stares say, "Bug my phone." (Variety)

Suffer This Weezer Video For New ‘Jackass 3D’ Footage

Friday, September 10 by

New footage from Jackass 3D starring Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, and Somewhere's Chris Pontius is now available for your cringing pleasure. All you need to do to see it is watch this new Weezer video from their Hurley album. C'mon, do it! You can watch it on 'MUTE' if you prefer after the jump.

Cast of Will Ferrell’s ‘Casa De Mi Padre’ is Muy Bueno

Friday, September 10 by

Will Ferrell's upcoming film, Casa de mi padre, has unveiled its secret weapon: Mexicans! Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, both natives of Mexico, have joined the cast of the Spanish language film which producers say will be shot in the style of an “overly dramatic telenovela.”

Considering Bernal was in Y tu mamá tambié and Luna was in Milk, the odds of the film having a homoerotic scene just went through the roof. Couple that with middle-America's current love of all things Mexican, and you've got yourself a guaranteed hit on your hands. (Collider)

This ‘Saw 3D’ Trailer Will Murder You

Thursday, September 9 by

Pigman abductions will sky rocket. The new trailer for Saw 3D makes a point of letting you know the film is in 3D. It’s reminicent of a teaser for a…

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Saw 3D

Thursday, September 9 by

Director: Kevin Greutart Cast: Tobin Bell, Cary Elwes, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell Synopsis: As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw‘s brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gathers to seek…

Everything Chris Klein Says in ‘Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li’

Thursday, September 9 by

Everything Chris Klein Says in "The Legend of Chun Li" from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.
In all fairness, this IS more entertaining than the movie. In all fairness. (VideoGum)
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FX’s ‘Lights Out’ Teaser Comes Out Swinging

Thursday, September 9 by

FX dropped a testosterone-fueled teaser for their new series "Lights Out." This footage already has me amped up and the show doesn't even premiere until January. How am I supposed to expend all my energy now? Huh?! No you tell me!
The show stars Holt McCallany as Patrick Leary, a former heavyweight champ facing various difficulties in his life outside the ring. We've seen the whole broken down boxer thing before, but I have no doubt FX will deliver a fresh take on the premise. Or I'll fight them.
Check out the teaser after the jump…

12 Most Bad-Ass Devils In Film

Thursday, September 9 by

Devils and demons have possessed the silver screen in many formats, from comedies to cartoons, CGI depictions, psychological thrillers, and fantasy worlds. Yet the most bad-ass, ripsnorting, fire breathing incarnations that we remember are the ones that send chills down our spines. With Devil taking over theaters Friday, I thought I'd compile a list of the 12 most bad-ass Devils in movies. Nothing is better than witnessing your favorite actor playing the ultimate screen villain of old Beelzebub himself. Hail Satan!
 
Al Pacino as John Milton – The Devil's Advocate

While the movie is just a silly combination of John Grisham novels meets the production designer of Rosemary’s Baby, there's plenty of hot and steamy sex with Connie Nelson and Charlize Theron. Plus Al Pacino plays the devil, so do I really need to say anything more?
 

J.J. Abrams And Jonathan Nolan Looking For Good Home For TV Crime Show

Thursday, September 9 by

J.J. Abrams is going out with another show. He has partnered up with the younger NoBro, Jonathan, to shop a new crime show around to the networks. With names like J.J. Abrams and Jonathan Nolan attached, and work like "Lost," Dark Knight, and Inception under their collective belt, I'd think it's only a matter of time before this gets picked up. Especially if Joaquin Phoenix can sell footage of the guitarist from Spacehog pooping on him. They're just giving development deals away out there in California!! (EW)

New ‘Megamind’ Trailer Still Feels ‘Incredibles’-y

Thursday, September 9 by

Homeless Brad Pitt wants your fingernails. Another trailer for the Dreamworks animated film Megamind has dropped, and I still can’t help but feel like I’ve seen this movie before. Will…

Malin Akerman Locked In ‘The Numbers Station’

Thursday, September 9 by

Malin Akerman has agreed to move to the desert with Ethan Hawke. In The Numbers Station, Hawke plays a CIA agent protecting Akerman in a desert safehouse. Naturally, the bad guys show up just as Hawke is drafting his letter to Penthouse and the two are forced to fight back. Because that always happens to witnesses in protective custody, no matter how well-hidden they may be. It's Van Damme's Law of Averages. (Variety)

Edward James Olmos Planning ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Graphic Novel

Thursday, September 9 by

"Battlestar Galactica" fans should be happy about this. Edward James Olmos isn’t ready to let William Adama go. The creators of the TV series are sticking with prequels but he’s got a plan to see Commander Adama again.

“If they don’t, I am,” Olmos said in a conference call today. “I’m going to go there. I’m going to go there in a graphic novel. Pretty soon I hope. I don't know. It just depends on whether people can get behind it and understand it for what it is. I think people will.”
More after the jump…

‘Resident Evil: Afterlife’ Actress Kacey Barnfield

Thursday, September 9 by

Kacey Barnfield is another hot kettle from the Union Jack, who will be showing up in not just one but two classically bad horror sequels this month, Lake Placid 3 and Resident Evil: Afterlife. This, for me, doesn't matter just as long as I get to have my personal tea time with her soon. 
A word from Kacey: "I love playing her, she's quite a selfish person."
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