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‘We’re Not In Kansas Anymore’ Supercut

Thursday, December 16 by

I never realized how often characters in movies survey their surroundings and then proclaim, “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Good God, can we stop using that reference now? Wizard of Oz came out like two-hundred years ago (right?).

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Sacha Baron Cohen May Take The Law Into His Own Fat Hands

Thursday, December 16 by

Sacha Baron Cohen is eyeballing a remake of the Spanish film Torrente. The film follows the exploits of a fat, racist, corrupt cop who is fired from the force but continues to work the beat regardless. Why didn’t anyone tell me Spanish cinema is so awesome?

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‘Sesame Street’ Heads for China; Elmo Was Red All Along

Thursday, December 16 by

It’s been said that only Nixon could go to China. Well tell that to Big Bird, bitch.

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Robert Pattinson Rides Elephants, Reese Witherspoon

Wednesday, December 15 by

Do you like water? Do you like elephants? Do you like that pale dude from Twilight? Well, two out of three ain’t bad, so watch this trailer for Water for Elephants, starring Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz and Reese Witherspoon.

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Review: Cher – The Film Collection

Wednesday, December 15 by

This is a site geared toward men, or so I’ve been told. I guess that brings up the question of what makes a man? If I’m not into cars and…

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Links Away: The Mario Bros. Take On Liberty City

Wednesday, December 15 by

This clip of the Mario Bros getting Grand Theft Auto-ified will grab your childhood nostalgia by the balls, push it out a fourth story window, and stand laughing over its battered corpse.

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True Grit

Wednesday, December 15 by

Directors: The Coen Brothers Cast: Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, Hailee Steinfeld Synopsis: A tough U.S. Marshal helps a stubborn young woman track down her father’s murderer. Release Date:…

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Aw Man, The Muppet Movie Has Hipsters

Wednesday, December 15 by

We have photo proof that hipsters have been loitering around the set of the new Muppet Movie. The muppet in question goes by the name of Walter and probably listens to bands named after the sounds that pots make when they hit the floor.

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AMC Gets Its Western On With ‘Hell On Wheels’

Wednesday, December 15 by

They’ve taken television by storm with their hour-long dramas, and now AMC is preparing to run a train. The network gave a series order to “Hell On Wheels,” a drama about the construction of the transcontinental railroad.

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‘Ouija’ Won’t Be Scary Because That Would Make Sense

Wednesday, December 15 by

Universal is taking a movie that shouldn’t be made and now not making it how it should be made. The big screen adaptation of the sometimes if you’re drunk enough mystical oracle board game Ouija won’t be scary.

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‘Real Housewife’ Threatens World With A Kelsey Grammer Sex Tape

Wednesday, December 15 by

Camille Donatacci is looking to gain a foothold in her divorce from “Frasier” star Kelsey Grammer by threatening to release a sex tape starring the pair. Move over, WikiLeaks!

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Anna Faris

Wednesday, December 15 by

It’s not unlike Yogi Bear actress Anna Faris to walk on camera, throw down a few lines of funny, and subsequently commandeer the remainder of whatever movie/episode of a rapidly-declining HBO series she happens to be in.

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Interview: ‘Tron Legacy’ Director Joseph Kosinski

Wednesday, December 15 by

Kosinski answered our questions, inspired by both our interests and others’ complaints about Tron: Legacy and his next film, The Black Hole. He also saw Daft Punk’s faces!

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Merry Christmas from the Kardashians

Wednesday, December 15 by

They do joyous with frowns.

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Just In Time For Your Nap, ‘The Tree Of Life’ Trailer

Wednesday, December 15 by

Fox Searchlight just dropped the trailer for Terrence Malick’s next movie that I will fall asleep during.

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