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There’s No Time For Elven Booty Calls In Nerd Machine’s ‘Trailer Park Heroes Part II’
Thursday, July 5 by Wookie Johnson
Regrettably.
First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun
Thursday, July 5 by Wookie Johnson
That’s about what we expected.
Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did
Thursday, July 5 by Wookie Johnson
‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.
How Will Scientology Assassinate Katie Holmes? A Screen Junkies How-To
Tuesday, July 3 by Wookie Johnson
It’s only a matter of time…probably…
The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.
Tuesday, July 3 by Penn Collins
This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.
Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven
Tuesday, July 3 by Penn Collins
In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”
Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today
Tuesday, July 3 by Penn Collins
I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.
Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene
Monday, July 2 by Wookie Johnson
It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.
New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras
Monday, July 2 by Wookie Johnson
Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?
More Murder-y Hijinks In New ‘Django Unchained’ Spot
Monday, July 2 by Wookie Johnson
It’s like ‘Shanghai Noon’ minus the karate.
Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?
Monday, July 2 by Penn Collins
We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.
Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’
Friday, June 29 by Wookie Johnson
Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.
16 Pics Of Rupert Murdoch’s Really Old Hands
Friday, June 29 by Penn Collins
“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”
Chevy Chase Is A Real Crankypants
Friday, June 29 by Wookie Johnson
He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.
Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’
Friday, June 29 by Wookie Johnson
It’s a step in the right direction.
MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA
Sopranos Girls: The 6 Hottest Women From The Hit Mobster Show
The Sopranos is universally lauded as a historically superior television series as it cast intimate light on the inner workings of modern organized crime. Tony Soprano is the boss of...
Motion Stopped: 6 of The Best Stop Motion Movies
One of the first movies to utilize stop-motion on such an impressive scale, the effects use to animate Kong and the dinosaur inhabitants of Skull Island are still fascinating to...
Nerd Out to These 4 Movies Like Lord of The Rings
“Star Wars” Peter Jackson, the director of the “Lord of the Rings” movies, is a big “Star Wars” fan, so it makes sense that “Star Wars” might have some of...
8 Movie Alcoholics Who Need A Sponsor
Alcoholism is no laughing matter. It can destroy lives, both the lives of the person addicted to that demon drink and everyone around him or her. But, in the interest...
Damn Dirty Apes: 5 Ape Characters From ‘Planet Of The Apes’
It’s true that all humans look alike to apes: But did you know that humans often report an inverted similar phenomenon? Nevertheless, the ape characters of “Planet of the Apes”...
5 of The Least Funny Spoof Movies Ever Made
Nothing beats good satire comedy. When it is done right, a spoof movie can poke fun at some of our favorite films while reminding us why we love them in...
6 Movie Coaches You Wouldn’t Wish On Your Worst Enemy
Movie coaches have the ability to impact any athlete's life in a significant manner. It's supposed to be in a positive manner when the coach can teach you more about...
6 Makeout Couples Who Were Cockblocked By Evil
Scream Queen P.J. Soles takes her boyfriend upstairs for some sexual excitement. After Bob leaves for some beer (drinking and sex? You are SO dead!), Michael Myers turns him into...
A Cut Above: The 4 Most Gruesome Movie Decapitations
As Humphrey Bogart once famously put it, “What’s wrong with showing a guy getting his head cut off?” Bogie’s right, everybody loves a good decapitation. And if you’re in the...
Breaking Through Breaking Bad: 7 Reasons You Should be Watching
If you’ve never watched the AMC series “Breaking Bad,” you’ve undoubtedly heard it being breathless praised by its fans as the pinnacle of TV drama, if not human achievement in...
6 Movie Hairstyles That Were Embarrassing For Everyone Involved
Movies are a reflection of the period in which they were made. Sometimes, they act as time capsules that capture the magic of a particular era, which means all of...
Watch These 4 Survival Horror Movies If You Never Want To Sleep Again
Forget mixing coffee and Redbull and watch these 4 survival horror movies if you never want to sleep again. Feel your heart rate spike and adrenaline kick in to battle...
