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Review: Unstoppable

Friday, November 12 by

Obviously Unstoppable is Speed on a train, but it’s about 15 years too late for that comparison. Maybe now it’s more like The Fast and the Furious on a train. It certainly is the fastest, most furious movie of the year.

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Natalie Portman Pitching Raunchy Comedy ‘BYO’

Friday, November 12 by

Between scissoring Mila Kunis in Black Swan and getting blazed with Danny McBride in Your Highness, Natalie Portman is all grows up and showing her wild side. That trend is slated to continue.

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‘Battle: Los Angeles’ Has a Teaser Trailer

Friday, November 12 by

Battle: Los Angeles has a teaser trailer, and you’re going to watch it. After all, I’m assuming you love Aaron Eckhart as much as I do. If not, you’re insane, but I’m sure you can at least enjoy the stunning special effects and eerie music.

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Lady Gaga Befouls Cast of ‘The Muppets’

Thursday, November 11 by

In the latest Muppet movie, one name stands out like a brown stain on an otherwise clean pair of tighty whities: Lady Gaga.

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Links Away: ‘Office Space’ The Musical

Thursday, November 11 by

This Break Original asks the question, “What if Milton from Office Space sang a catchy diddy about his troubles with Lumberg and his red Swingline stapler?” Don’t be surprised if it’s playing Off-Broadway in a few months. The married squirrels part is touching.

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Elizabeth Banks Welcomed Into ‘Welcome to People’

Thursday, November 11 by

Elizabeth Banks has beat out acting powerhouses Amy Adams and Hilary Swank for the female lead role in Welcome to People, the directorial debut of Star Trek co-writer Alex Kurtzman.

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Dick Van Dyke Was Rescued By Porpoises

Thursday, November 11 by

Death’s repeated attempts to claim Dick Van Dyke via grisly ottomen-trippings never panned out, and now the actor lives another day thanks to porpoise interjection.

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Christopher Nolan Sizing Up Actresses for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

Thursday, November 11 by

Christopher Nolan is getting actresses lined up in a pretty little row for The Dark Knight Rises casting. Doesn’t sound like Charlize and Vera are in the mix anymore, unless this is some kind of elaborate rouse, and if that’s the case, Nolan **shakes angry fist**

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Thursday, November 11 by

Director: David Yates Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Gary Oldman, Ralph Fiennes Synopsis: Voldemort’s power is growing stronger. He now has control over the Ministry of Magic and…

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New ‘Season Of The Witch’ Trailer Shows Us Its Witch

Thursday, November 11 by

Once you get past the wig, Season Of The Witch doesn’t look half bad. I’m not sure why its release was pushed to be dumped in the movie-going wasteland that is January (the New Jersey of months).

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Tamara Taylor

Thursday, November 11 by

Until she scored a leading role on Fox’s lady-centric detective series “Bones,” Tamara Taylor’s acting career was, for the most part, a collection of guest shots and short appearances dating back to her television debut in 1991.

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Thursday, November 11 by

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Rosario Dawson Wants To Be A Klingon Or Anything In The ‘Star Trek’ Sequel

Thursday, November 11 by

Rosario Dawson has made it clear that she’d like to appear as a sexy Klingon in the Star Trek sequel. I added the “sexy” part.

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Watch Kanye Sass Matt Lauer on the ‘Today Show’

Thursday, November 11 by

Breaking News: Kanye West has beef. The other day on the “Today Show,” the outspoken rapper taped an interview with Matt Lauer which, if you’re a reader of Kanye’s Twitter you’d know, didn’t go smoothly.You’d know this because he wrote, “Everything sounds like noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!! I don’t trust anyone!”

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Page 3 Old Spice Parody Featuring Topless Rosie Jones

Thursday, November 11 by

Someone DOES listen to my prayers at night. In this Page 3 Old Spice commercial parody, model Rosie Jones struts around half-naked as the woman you’d like your woman to be like.

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