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First Looks: ‘Bad Teacher’, ‘Anonymous’, and ’30 Minutes Or Less’

Wednesday, January 5 by

We’ve reported on Bad Teacher, 30 Minutes Or Less, and Anonymous before. But now we have first looks and better descriptions of the doings that transpire on-screen.

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Greengrass Could Get Gritty with Cleopatra

Wednesday, January 5 by

With Angelina locked down to play the role that Liz Taylor made famous, Deadline reports that producer Scott Rudin is “pretty close” to locking someone down to helm this mighty, might vessel.

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Mickey Rourke Might Remove His Teeth To Be a Better Gay Rugby Player

Wednesday, January 5 by

Call me crazy, but if you really want to get inside the head of a gay player, there’s an easier way (especially a gay player with no teeth). It starts with buying him a drink.

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Rebecca Hazlewood

Wednesday, January 5 by

Unless you’re a devoted fan of British soap operas, chances are you hadn’t seen much of Rebecca Hazlewood before “Outsourced” hit the air.

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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls

Wednesday, January 5 by

Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.

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It’s ‘Mr. Film’ with Bob and David!

Wednesday, January 5 by

If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.

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Sam Rockwell To Probably Play A Sleazy Guy In ‘Cogan’s Trade’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.

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He’s Got My Vote

Wednesday, January 5 by

Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.

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Spider-man Slips Emma Stone the Tongue

Wednesday, January 5 by

OoooOOOooooo! Look you guys, it’s pics of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey making out on the set of Spider-man! They’re both such sluts. I’m totally JK LOL!!!

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‘LOST’ Numbers Nearly Win Millions

Wednesday, January 5 by

Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’

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‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works

Wednesday, January 5 by

Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.

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I Knew It; George Clooney Is ‘The Monster of Florence’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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Gemma Arterton Has Taste For Witch Blood

Tuesday, January 4 by

Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.

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Keanu Reeves Robs Bank, Audiences In ‘Henry’s Crime’ Trailer

Tuesday, January 4 by

The subplot involves a love interest (Vera Farmiga) and a local theater troupe lead by an old-Russian guy. If I wanted to listen to some old commie spout platitudes, I’d rent a Susan Sarandon movie.

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