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Links Away: Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters

Tuesday, November 23 by

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.

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‘Hop’ Teaser Will Make You Want To Play Rock Band

Tuesday, November 23 by

There’s a new anthropomorphic, animated animal that we’re to believe is wildly outrageous due to his drum skills and choice to wear a shirt but no pants.

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Review: Love and Other Drugs

Tuesday, November 23 by

One of those romantic comedies that opens with pop music. It’s retro pop music because the movie is set in the ‘90s, but it’s still one of those movies that has no personality of its own so it tries to bogart a song that conveys personality.

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Review: Burlesque

Tuesday, November 23 by

Burlesque has good music and dancing, so that’s all it needs. It’s no Step Up 3D but they put on a good show.

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Watch Antoine Dodson Tell Dat On CBS’s ‘Intruders’

Tuesday, November 23 by

CBS has a huge hit on their hands with the series adaptation of Twitter sensation “$#*! My Dad Says,” so it makes sense they’d want to stick their fingers in more sticky Internet pies. Enter Antoine Dodson.

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Shameless Plug: Join Break Media Research Panel, Help Shape the Future of Screen Junkies

Tuesday, November 23 by

Hey you guys are clever and smart, right? I can tell by the way you give us sass in the comments sections on the site. Well we need your help to make Screen Junkies an even more enthralling experience.

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What’s This Weirdo Thing? ‘Video By: Neill Blomkamp’

Tuesday, November 23 by

Neill Blomkamp broke out in big ways with District 9. Now, all eyes are on this guy in anticipation of what his next project will be. Turns out, it’s this some kind of thing.

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‘Tron Legacy’ Featurette Revs Up Vehicles

Tuesday, November 23 by

Yay, it’s Tron Tuesday again… That means another sneak peak promotion clip thingy. This one looks under the hoods of the vehicles in Tron Legacy. Can we just see the damn movie already?!

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Jessica Lowndes

Tuesday, November 23 by

There are very few reasons for a man to watch “90210.” Jessica Lowndes is one of them. Another is to get tips on how not to raise your kids, but you can look into that one on your own time. Hint: Stay the hell out of Beverly Hills.

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10 Best Boner Movie Scenes

Tuesday, November 23 by

I was inspired to come up with a list of on-screen erections. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it. At least that’s what my editor said in a threatening tone.

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Quick Tribute to Sylvester Stallone

Tuesday, November 23 by

Born in the Hell’s Kitchen Neighborhood of New York City and raised in Philadelphia, Sylvester Stallone has led the charge on making a name for himself in the entertainment industry. Always the lead of the 80s action pack, Stallone has now found a 2nd career revitalizing his favorite Rocky and Rambo characters for a new generation.

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Peter Pan Will Be Exposed For His Pederast Ways In ‘Pan’

Tuesday, November 23 by

It’s the film Disney doesn’t want you to see (besides those anti-Semitic ones). Ben Hibond has signed on to direct Pan, the dark retelling of “Peter Pan.”

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Mark Walhberg Won’t Spread His ‘Crow’ Wings

Tuesday, November 23 by

Remember when we told you Mark Wahlberg might star in the The Crow reboot? Well that isn’t happening now. Aww don’t cry, Emo Kid. Your makeup will run.

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Everyone Gets a Bee!

Tuesday, November 23 by

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Joss Whedon Responds To ‘Buffy’ Reboot With An Audible Sigh

Tuesday, November 23 by

Yesterday’s news of a non-Joss Whedon reboot of the Buffy franchise traveled fast and created a collective groan from fans of things that are very good. Including series creator Joss Whedon. Sort of.

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