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Michael Mann Gives Sheldon Turner a Whiff Of His ‘Big Tuna’

Tuesday, December 7 by

The Mann best known for directing Heat has a gangster movie he needs to turn out better than Public Enemies.

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‘I Am Number Four’ Trailer Doesn’t Look Like Number 2

Tuesday, December 7 by

Timothy Olyphant and the hotness of Dianna Agron are mainly responsible for the I Am Number Four trailer looking decent. Alex Pettyfer plays number four, an alien targeted for death by the ringwraiths/death eaters/cloaked things that destroyed his home planet.

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Tina Fey Seduction

Tuesday, December 7 by

She knows exactly what she’s doing.

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Katie Aselton

Tuesday, December 7 by

More than just the resident hot wife on FX’s ‘The League,’ Katie Aselton is slowly building her cred as an indie director, producer, and comedic actress.

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9 Most Awkward Crime Fighting Partnerships

Tuesday, December 7 by

In honor of the DVD release of The Other Guys, a film that hilariously mismatches Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, we’ve compiled this list the of 9 most awkward crime-fighting partners in movie history.

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Sandler And James Could Ding Up ‘Valet Guys’

Tuesday, December 7 by

Adam Sandler and Kevin James may have figured out which vehicle James will take nutshots in next. Sony just picked up a pitch from actor/comedian/writer/talking cat Nick Bakay for Valet Guys.

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Watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Prostitute

Tuesday, December 7 by

Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police’s song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well.

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‘Arthur Christmas’ Teaser for Santa Conspiracy Theorists

Tuesday, December 7 by

Sony has dropped the teaser for Arthur Christmas, and it’s going to have Santa believers buzzin’ like they’re fly like a bee.

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Phil Lord And Chris Miller To Conduct ‘Bob The Musical’

Tuesday, December 7 by

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs helmers Phil Lord and Chris Miller have lined up their next gig. In keeping with Hollywood’s recent obsession with all things musical, the duo will direct Bob The Musical after they finish planting drugs in Jonah Hill’s locker.

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George Lucas Is NOT Buying Dead Celebrities (That We Know Of)

Tuesday, December 7 by

Yesterday I posited a theory that George Lucas may be the shadowy puppet-master pulling the strings of the mysterious Hollywood Star Whackers due to a report that the special effects maestro is buying the film rights to dead celebrities. Correction: he is not.

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Apocalyptic ‘Vanishing on 7th Street’ Trailer Makes Detroit Look Like…Detroit

Tuesday, December 7 by

There’s a new trailer for Vanishing on 7th Street, staring Hayden Christensen and John Leguizamo. And from the looks of it, there’s a reason director Brad Anderson chose to shoot in Detroit.

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6 Million Watched ‘The Walking Dead’ Season Finale

Tuesday, December 7 by

Just to put it in perspective, remember that political blog you started back in college? It received six total clicks, four of which were from you at different machines around the computer lab. Multiply that times a million, and you’ve got the same numbers that AMC is putting up.

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Links Away: ‘The Beaver’ Trailer Remixed

Monday, December 6 by

Someone recut the trailer for The Beaver so that it included Mel Gibson’s infamous rant quotes. This story seems a lot more interesting now. It was weird when Mel gave the beaver puppet a distinguished British accent. It clearly would be asking people to blow it.

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Paul Rudd Won’t Voice New Tech-Savvy Muppet

Monday, December 6 by

It has been rumored that Paul Rudd would voice the new (dork) muppet Walter in his friend Jason Segel’s The Muppets. Well the actor just called bullsh*t on that idea.

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Kathryn Bigelow To Squeeze In A Tiny International Thriller Before ‘Triple Frontier’

Monday, December 6 by

Kathryn Bigelow will have to wait longer than planned to tactfully ask Triple Frontier’s make-up stylist to apply extra powder to Tom Hanks’s giant forehead. That project has encountered complications and will be pushed back to Fall 2011.

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