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Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did

Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

Cruise-proofed.

How Will Scientology Assassinate Katie Holmes? A Screen Junkies How-To

Tuesday, July 3 by

It’s only a matter of time…probably…

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.

The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.

Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

On to the fishin' hole in the sky.

Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven

Tuesday, July 3 by

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

What's your next secret, Andy?

Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today

Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

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Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene

Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

This season promises more gore and less bras.

New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras

Monday, July 2 by

Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?

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More Murder-y Hijinks In New ‘Django Unchained’ Spot

Monday, July 2 by

It’s like ‘Shanghai Noon’ minus the karate.

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.

Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?

Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

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Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’

Friday, June 29 by

Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.

Murdoch is completely unfazed by "2 Girls, 1 Cup."

16 Pics Of Rupert Murdoch’s Really Old Hands

Friday, June 29 by

“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”

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Chevy Chase Is A Real Crankypants

Friday, June 29 by

He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.

It's really happening! Maybe!!

Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’

Friday, June 29 by

It’s a step in the right direction.

All we are is dust in the wind...

Three Years After Billy Mays’ Death: Where Are We As A People?

Thursday, June 28 by

Have we forgotten his teachings?

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.

Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep

Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

7 Of The Worst Actors Who Still Somehow Make A Living

Dredd." Sure, he was obnoxious. The saving grace, however, was the spotlight did not center on him. That all changed when he became pals with Adam Sandler and Sandler's career...

7 Explorer Movies To Watch On Columbus Day

Christopher Columbus is held in low regard in the modern era for bringing disease, slavery and death to native tribes that called North and South America home. That has not...

Say ‘Cheerio’ To These 5 Movies Set In London

Ah, London, England. Home of soot, fish and chips, the Queen, and probably some other stereotypes. What better way to acquaint yourself with her fine customs than watching some movies...

Huge Noses And Elf Ears: 6 Examples Of Extreme Movie Makeup

Movie makeup has been an important part of cinema for as long as cinema has been around. But we’re here to discuss only the most extreme uses of the technique:...

The Chosen: 6 Badass Jewish Movie Heroes

Just as there are Jewish doctors, lawyers and politicians, there are also several bad-ass movie heroes who happen to be Jewish. Some are on the side of right, but others...

The 6 Most Annoying Characters on TV

Planes, Trains And Automobiles: 5 Travel Movies to Watch at home

What Are You Lookin’ At Boy? 6 Of The Most Racist Characters In Movie History

The hatred and ugliness of racism has been portrayed quite clearly and memorably in many films. The most racist characters in movie history wear their hatred on their sleeves. In...

4 Horror Films On Netflix Instant Watch That Will Keep You Up At Night

Get reacquainted with the monsters in your closet after viewing these 4 horror films on Netflix instant watch that will keep you up at night. Give your old nightmares of...

The Cast of Clarissa Explains it All

Ah, “Clarissa Explains it All.” It’s one of the most beloved of all the ‘90s Nickelodeon series, for its spunky lead character and irreverent sense of humor. Also because we...

5 Dancing Shows You Wish Didn’t Exist

Ah, the King (or Queen) of Dancing shows. At first, people loved the idea of well-known celebrities trying to show their dancing skills with pro partners. The show got stronger...

5 Family Movies That Are So Bad You’ll Wish Your Family Was Dead

A good family movie can make you feel all warm and fuzzy. It can make you feel closer to your other family members. But some family movies are so bad...

Take a Time Out: 7 Violent Children in Movies

6 Classic Late Night Shows That Are Worth Staying Up For

Stewart was a mainstream comedian for years with an interest in politics. That interest eventually allowed him to develop the most important daily political criticisms in television. Stewart always delivers...

Red States And Blue States: 5 Political Movies For the Ages

It’s easy to get burned out on politics in today’s 24-hour news saturated world. If you’re looking for a tonic for this ailment, you might want to try a political...

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