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Kristen Stewart's incessant twitching is probably to blame.

6 Films Besides ‘Breaking Dawn’ That Will Probably Give You Seizures

Tuesday, November 29 by

Stick a wooden spoon in your mouth before you even read this article.

Have you seen this bear?

According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real

Tuesday, November 29 by

Your move, Internet.

Everything You Need to Know About 'The Dark Knight Rises' Bane

Everything You Need To Know About Bane From ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

Tuesday, November 29 by

Considering that in the greater scheme of things, you don’t “need” to know anything about bane, this headline is accurate.

Rocky triumphantly squirts milk on Philiadelphia

Sylvester Stallone Runs ‘Rocky’ Up The Broadway Steps

Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.

Links Away: Abrams’ Newest ‘Mystery’

Monday, November 28 by


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Americans: Fatter and Lazier (Holytaco)

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Jon Stewart vs Stephen Colbert (HuffingtonPost)

All New John Carter Poster (Movieline)

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R.I.P.

Rest In Peace: Five Ken Russell Films You Should See

Monday, November 28 by

A tribute to the now-deceased director who brought us the classic date movie, ‘Whore’…

Sterling Archer and a flight attendant, hanging out as friends so often do.

FX Sets Premiere Dates For Third Seasons Of Justified And Archer

Monday, November 28 by

‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!

You don't get much more cyber than these guys.

9 Of Our Favorite Cyborgs In Honor Of Cyber Monday

Monday, November 28 by

What better way to celebrate Cyber Monday? Besides buying crap.

Shoplifters beware - these stores are not for you.

6 Fictional Retailers That Are Probably Better Than Best Buy

Monday, November 28 by

Sure, they’re just as baffling as real big-box retailers, but you’re likely to run into Chuck or Ash, which is a bonus in my book.

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Sleeping Beauty

Monday, November 28 by

Director: Julia Leigh Cast: Emily Browning, Rachael Blake, Ewen Leslie Synopsis: A haunting portrait of Lucy, a young university student drawn into a mysterious hidden world of unspoken desires. Release Date: December 2, 2011

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.

You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!

Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

It's business time.

‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Tease Us With Movie Talk

Monday, November 28 by

It’s hard to type with finfgners croxssed.

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10 Actresses Who’d Look Better With A Moustache

Monday, November 28 by

Let’s not lie to ourselves. Some of these are creepy hot.

Like this, but different.

Attention Shoppers: ‘Chopping Mall’ Remake In The Works

Monday, November 28 by

Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.

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You Can See A Bit Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Before The Year Ends

Saturday, November 26 by

Plus, photos!

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Veronica Mars Quotes That Will Remind You Why The Show Was Amazing

A show that ended far too early managed to go down swinging with these 6 “Veronica Mars” quotes that will remind you why the show was amazing. Talent abounded in...

8 Movie Hunters That Live For The Rush Of The Kill

Taste the coppery tang of blood as you join these 8 movie hunters that live for the rush of the kill. Enjoy action that doesn’t end in a court date...

6 Shy Characters That Eventually Learned To Shine

Most people can relate to shyness–who hasn't felt shy from time to time? And shy people make good movie characters because they have a built-in dramatic arc–they start as shy...

6 Movie Hostages Who Fought Back

Hostage situations are common in movies because of the inherent drama they represent. What could be more dramatic than a tense stand-off between captor and captive? Even more dramatic: when...

8 Movie Prisoners Who Are No One’s B!+(#

Prison is no joke – if you want to survive in a block-and-barbed-wire setting, you've got to be tough. But it isn't always clear what the best way to go...

4 Movie Judges Who Made The Right Choice

It’s not just banging gavels and going commando under your robes with these 4 movie judges who made the right choice. You would go crazy if the only decisions you...

4 Colbert Report Episodes Every Patriot Should Watch

If you bleed red, white and blue, figuritavely, then here are 4 “Colbert Report” episodes that every patriot should watch. If you’re bleeding, literally, please go see a doctor, just...

4 TV Heroines Who Emasculated Every Man

Television, movies, and video games have welcomed lady action stars with outstretched arms. Tune in to some regularly scheduled programming, and you'll see lots of petite women fending off thugs...

9 Movies That Should Be Made Into Musicals

Turning movies into musicals is a big craze now, what with "Young Frankenstein," "The Producers" and "Spider-Man: Everybody Dies" burning up Broadway stages. But there are, like, at least a...

Eureka! 10 Movies Set in California

Sometimes, moviegoers, like the Joads in “The Grapes of Wrath,” have to set off to ol’ California for better prospects. Luckily, there are lots of movies set in California, probably...

6 TV Bosses More Inept Than Michael Scott

If you've ever worked for somebody else, you know that inept bosses are not entertaining company. It's different on TV, though, where some of the most beloved characters in recent...

Lone Star State Films: 6 Movies Set in Texas

The great state of Texas has many cinematic qualities about it: Far-reaching plains, expansive deserts, and plenty of horses. So if you're in the mood to watch a movie set...

From Moses To Mummies: 4 Movies Set in Egypt

Few nations have enthralled as many people as Egypt has. Egypt has some of the most fascinating history, landmarks and the occasional undead mummy that planet Earth has to offer....

8 Super Villains That Almost Conquered The World

Super villains in the real world tend to be mundane, banal and boring creatures. They live in caves or suburban houses, running their not-quite-as-cool-as-the-movies schemes for profit. For the good...

9 TV Spinoffs That Failed Terribly

TV spinoffs offer ample evidence that original thinking is a rare trait among TV network executives. Whenever a TV series becomes a ratings success, it is almost inevitable that its...

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