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Rebecca Hazlewood

Wednesday, January 5 by

Unless you’re a devoted fan of British soap operas, chances are you hadn’t seen much of Rebecca Hazlewood before “Outsourced” hit the air.

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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls

Wednesday, January 5 by

Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.

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It’s ‘Mr. Film’ with Bob and David!

Wednesday, January 5 by

If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.

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Sam Rockwell To Probably Play A Sleazy Guy In ‘Cogan’s Trade’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.

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He’s Got My Vote

Wednesday, January 5 by

Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.

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Spider-man Slips Emma Stone the Tongue

Wednesday, January 5 by

OoooOOOooooo! Look you guys, it’s pics of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey making out on the set of Spider-man! They’re both such sluts. I’m totally JK LOL!!!

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‘LOST’ Numbers Nearly Win Millions

Wednesday, January 5 by

Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’

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‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works

Wednesday, January 5 by

Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.

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I Knew It; George Clooney Is ‘The Monster of Florence’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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Gemma Arterton Has Taste For Witch Blood

Tuesday, January 4 by

Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.

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Keanu Reeves Robs Bank, Audiences In ‘Henry’s Crime’ Trailer

Tuesday, January 4 by

The subplot involves a love interest (Vera Farmiga) and a local theater troupe lead by an old-Russian guy. If I wanted to listen to some old commie spout platitudes, I’d rent a Susan Sarandon movie.

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Perfect Sense

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: David Mackenzie Cast: Eva Green, Ewan McGregor, Connie Nielsen, Ewen Bremner, Stephen Dillane Synopsis: A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic begins to rob people…

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Links Away: Dancer Face-Plant

Tuesday, January 4 by

To pursue one’s dream is noble. To purse one’s dream and subsequently eat sh*t on national television is nothing less than traumatic.

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No Strings Attached

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Ivan Reitman Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want…

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