Emma Watson Befriends A Creepy Snail Mail Stalker

Tuesday, January 25 by

Emma Watson is running around with fake-Harry Potter Percy Jackson. Untrustworthy witch!


‘Captain Canuck’ May Be A Movie That Americans Can Feel Perversely Superior To

Tuesday, January 25 by

If you’re living in the United States, you may have never heard of Canada’s flagship superhero, Captain Canuck. Well, if certain parties pledging allegiance to our northerly neighbors are to be believed, that might be about to change.


2011 Oscar Noms Are Here!

Tuesday, January 25 by

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.


Haha. They’re Making ‘Twilight’ With Dragons Now.

Tuesday, January 25 by

It almost seems like Hollywood is running out of ideas…


‘Thor’ Star Chris Hemsworth Read ‘The Avengers’ Script, Has Doubts

Monday, January 24 by

Even the Nordic demi-god can’t fathom the scale of this film.


Two Irish Families Beat Each Other Senseless In New HBO Project

Monday, January 24 by

It sounds like the unholy child of ‘Step By Step’ and ‘Fight Club.’


Yet Another Linda Lovelace Biopic To Provide Yet Another Role For James Franco?

Monday, January 24 by

James Franco is in talks to play opposite Kate Hudson in the ‘Deep Throat’ star’s biopic, because he needs more roles to cement his status as Hollywood’s leading manwhore.


Stallone’s ‘Expendables’ Truck Sells For $134K, Able To Blow Up Lightning McQueen

Monday, January 24 by

Also up for auction were cars driven by Evel Knievel, Alice Cooper and Elvis. The theme of the auction must have been “Big In The 70s.”


‘Piranhaconda’ Proves Team ‘Sharktopus’ Is Not Out Of Ideas

Monday, January 24 by

Prolific producer Roger Corman, who will have completed a film by the time you finish reading this sentence, is creating another movie monster for you to kind of like ironically.


There Be Trailer For ‘There Be Dragons’

Monday, January 24 by

This is a serious war drama by a two-time Oscar nominated director, not a movie about pirates fighting dragons, much to my disappointment.


Links Away: Seinfeld Plots World Domination

Monday, January 24 by

I always assumed Jerry was too apathetic to make a play for global supremacy, but in the right light he could almost pass for a halfway-decent James Bond villain.

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“Help Me, Jenny Craig. You’re My Only Hope.”

Monday, January 24 by

Princess Leia is now the spokesperson, along with Valerie Bertinelli, for Jenny Craig.


Why Kevin Smith’s Indie 2.0 Is Complete B.S.

Monday, January 24 by

I certainly hope that he’s successful in his endeavor. But the idea that what Smith is trying to do is somehow applicable to small, independent filmmakers is complete nonsense.

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‘Sucker Punch’ Clearly In The Poster-Making Business

Monday, January 24 by

Sucker Punch still opens on March 25th, and as long as they keep rolling out these images, I’ll keep reminding you of that fact.

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‘New Year’s Eve’ Cast Adds Seth Meyers And Bon Jovi For The Sake Of Art

Monday, January 24 by

Bon Jovi and Seth Meyers, the two most lauded actors of our generation, are set to join the cast of Garry Marshall’s New Year’s Eve.