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Apparently, Reality TV Hasn’t Been Cruel Enough To Kelsey Grammer

Tuesday, January 25 by

Grammer has ushered in a new era for which he will be remembered for many poorly-hatched reality television shows.


The World Depends On You For A ‘Con Air’ Sequel, Nic Cage

Tuesday, January 25 by

How can anyone dislike ‘Con Air’? The explosions…huge. The concept… ridiculous. The hairpieces… outlandish. The dialogue… terrible. In other words, it was really, really awesome.


‘Dexter In 60 Seconds’ Saves You A LOT Of Time

Tuesday, January 25 by

Why slog through five seasons of ‘Dexter’ when you can get the gist in the same time it takes to make rice in the microwave?


Sam Jackson Tricks You Into Watching Theater

Tuesday, January 25 by

Check out this trailer for HBO Films production of Cormac McCarthy’s ‘The Sunset Limited.’ It stars Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson’s character from ‘Black Snake Moan.’


‘Saw: The Final Chapter’ Contest Winners!

Tuesday, January 25 by

And the winners are…

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Spider-Man Sprays His Web All Over L.A.

Tuesday, January 25 by

Here are some new pictures of Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, illicitly snapped as filming takes place in downtown LA.


10 Truthful Oscar Nominee Reactions

Tuesday, January 25 by

This isn’t the Golden Globes, people. This is the Academy Awards (a.k.a. the real deal). But just because the awards are real doesn’t mean the reactions from the nominees will be. That’s why we’ve spent all morning running said reactions through our patented B.S. translator.


Incredible And Edible

Tuesday, January 25 by

Han cracked first.

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Watch 7 Minutes Of People Getting Slapped In The Face

Tuesday, January 25 by

There’s a grand cinematic tradition of people getting slapped in the face.


Mini Anden

Tuesday, January 25 by

There’s a good chance you’re wavering on whether or not to go see The Mechanic. It’s just Jason Statham with a gun after all, a sight you’ve seen so many times now you’re beginning to wonder why he doesn’t just get a damn glock surgically affixed to his arm.


Sundance 2011 Detonates Its First Bomb

Tuesday, January 25 by

You’ve probably been anticipating the news of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival’s first all-around bad movie, with reports of mass walkouts and ritual suicide.


Chloe Moretz To Kick Ass All Over ’30 Rock’

Tuesday, January 25 by

Chloe Moretz has been tweeting up a storm lately, most recently to say that she’s in New York. Why, New York, you ask? To shoot an episode of NBC’s “30 Rock!”


The Biggest Oscar Disses

Tuesday, January 25 by

The 2011 Academy Award nominations have been announced, and while I agree with most of the choices, I can’t help but notice a few talented individuals seem to have gotten snubbed.


Fox Searchlight To Remake ‘Bengali Detective’ Documentary. Uh, What?

Tuesday, January 25 by

It appears that Fox Searchlight has discovered a new way to churn out remakes – start remaking documentaries.

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Apocalypse Warning: ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 4 Is Coming

Tuesday, January 25 by

Jersey Shore is going to have a fourth season, and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it except hunker down and brace for impact.