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Will ‘Die Hard 5′ Begin Shooting In 2011?

Wednesday, December 8 by

Bruce Willis is set to begin filming Die Hard 5 next year, if you trust Puerto Rico’s second-largest newspaper “Primera Hora.” I personally only trust their first largest.

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Get Pumped For ‘Tron: Legacy’ With Daft Punk’s ‘Derezzed’ Music Video

Wednesday, December 8 by

Time to rock out with our Tron-cocks out! The robots in Daft Punk have released this video for “Derezzed,” the first single from their Tron: Legacy score. If you haven’t heard it yet, it’s a pretty exciting series of beep-boop-bops.

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‘Wrath of the Titans’ Script Is On Its 10th Draft

Wednesday, December 8 by

I’m really bad at detecting sarcasm, so I’m not 100% sure that the script has really gone though ten drafts. But even an idiot can tell that Neeson’s comment about the quality of the story was facetious. Good one, Liam.

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Wachowskis to Remake ‘Robin Hood’

Wednesday, December 8 by

The Wachowski siblings have taken a break from their film about American servicemen engaging in hardcore gay sex in order to work on the next best thing: a Robin Hood remake.

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Links Away: Blah Blah Blah Supercut

Tuesday, December 7 by

Excluded from this supercut: Any portion of the dialogue between Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones, the Ke$ha song “Blah Blah Blah,” the entirety of the movie Avatar, and everything Sylvester Stallone has ever said on film.

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Cate Blanchett Will Elf-Up ‘The Hobbit’

Tuesday, December 7 by

First of all, let’s recognize that Galadriel does indeed totally look like Spaghetti Cat. Second of all, Cate Blanchett is returning as Spaghetti Cat in Peter Jackson’s multi-racial The Hobbit. Galadriel! I mean Galadriel.

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Mark Wahlberg Boldly Compares MacFarlane’s ‘Teddy Bear’ To ‘Avatar’

Tuesday, December 7 by

With three hit films under his belt this year (one per nipple), Mark Wahlberg’s career is going as strong as ever. He’s already lined up his slate of 2011 films, one of which is Seth MacFarlane’s comedy project Teddy Bear.

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Michael Mann Gives Sheldon Turner a Whiff Of His ‘Big Tuna’

Tuesday, December 7 by

The Mann best known for directing Heat has a gangster movie he needs to turn out better than Public Enemies.

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‘I Am Number Four’ Trailer Doesn’t Look Like Number 2

Tuesday, December 7 by

Timothy Olyphant and the hotness of Dianna Agron are mainly responsible for the I Am Number Four trailer looking decent. Alex Pettyfer plays number four, an alien targeted for death by the ringwraiths/death eaters/cloaked things that destroyed his home planet.

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Tina Fey Seduction

Tuesday, December 7 by

She knows exactly what she’s doing.

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Katie Aselton

Tuesday, December 7 by

More than just the resident hot wife on FX’s ‘The League,’ Katie Aselton is slowly building her cred as an indie director, producer, and comedic actress.

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9 Most Awkward Crime Fighting Partnerships

Tuesday, December 7 by

In honor of the DVD release of The Other Guys, a film that hilariously mismatches Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, we’ve compiled this list the of 9 most awkward crime-fighting partners in movie history.

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Sandler And James Could Ding Up ‘Valet Guys’

Tuesday, December 7 by

Adam Sandler and Kevin James may have figured out which vehicle James will take nutshots in next. Sony just picked up a pitch from actor/comedian/writer/talking cat Nick Bakay for Valet Guys.

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Watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Prostitute

Tuesday, December 7 by

Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police’s song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well.

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‘Arthur Christmas’ Teaser for Santa Conspiracy Theorists

Tuesday, December 7 by

Sony has dropped the teaser for Arthur Christmas, and it’s going to have Santa believers buzzin’ like they’re fly like a bee.

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