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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Tragedy Films: 6 Movies That Will End Well For No One

There's something cathartic about watching bad things happen to other people. And in case you weren't paying attention in English class, "cathartic" does not mean "hilarious" (you should probably just...

6 Shows Like Pretty Little Liars That Prove Even Horrible Shows Can Stay On The Air

Every time a really good show comes around, you know it’s going to get canceled before it even does. Series like "Freaks and Geeks", "Veronica Mars" and "Community" never last...

7 Action Movie Catch Phrases That Lead To People Dying

6 Great TV Shows That Never Won Emmys

“The Wire” – Did you ever watch “The Wire” on HBO? You wouldn't be in the minority if the answer is no. Though it didn't do well in the ratings,...

6 Horrifically Sad Movies Like 500 Days of Summer

5 Model Actors Who Crossed From Fashion To Film

Say Das Vdanya To These 5 Movies Set In Russia

Eastern Europe is a mysterious and fascinating place that captures the imaginations of many people. The vodka, the beautiful language, the unique architecture, the depression—it all makes Russia a fascinating...

9 Of The Worst Romantic Comedies To Watch With A Date

Watching a romantic comedy with a date is sometimes a good idea, as you won't have to talk to each other. You can just snuggle up together with a movie,...

6 Heart Breaking Movies About Genocide

It might be controversial to call the war in Vietnam a genocide, but when you see the "exterminate them all" tactics and the inhuman aggression cultivated by the Marines in...

7 Movie Demons That Were Evil Incarnate

5 Wrestling Movies Less Sad Than The Wrestler

7 Badass Mechs That Are Not In Real Steel

6 Casino Movies Where The House Finally Lost

The old saying “the house always wins” is usually true in real life, but when it comes to Hollywood narrative, it’s a lot more fun for an audience if someone...

6 Movie Girlfriends Who Were Way Out Of Their Boyfriends League

Seth is giving hope to chubby, irresponsible stoners everywhere by hooking up with a beautiful blonde career woman in this comedy. Sadly, this is false hope, as Katherine Heigl and...

7 Movie Birthday Parties That Didn’t Go Quite As Planned

Birthday parties are supposed to be a time for celebration. Usually, a loved one carefully plans out the event to ensure maximum happiness, but sometimes, some unexpected problems pop up....

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