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January Jones Talks ‘X-Men: First Class’ Skimpy Wardrobe

Tuesday, January 4 by

When January Jones was cast as Emma Frost in Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class, we all looked at drawings of Frost then at Jones. Then back at Frost. Then back at Jones. Then we got all giddy.

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Partner Plug: 5 Worst Spanish Accents In Film

Tuesday, January 4 by

Our amigos over at Tu Vez put together a list of the Spanish accents in film that most offend their delicate sensibilities.

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Jackass 3.5

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Jeff Tremaine Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn Synopsis: The Jackass boys are back at it again. Release Date: March 2011

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Review: ‘Bob’s Burgers’

Tuesday, January 4 by

“Bob’s Burgers” won’t be the best show on Fox’s Sunday night Animation Domination, but it’s better than “American Dad” or “The Cleveland Show.”

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James Van Der Beek Shows Us His O-Face

Tuesday, January 4 by

We all thought that James Van Der Beek’s best days were behind him, but we were all terrible, rotten fools.

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R2D2′s a Pimp

Tuesday, January 4 by

Someone’s getting serviced tonight.

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Claire Foy

Tuesday, January 4 by

If the Season of the Witch trailer is anything to go off of, Claire Foy will spend the majority of her American feature film debut locked in a cage.

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Simon Cowell Bumps Coke

Tuesday, January 4 by

Pepsi has won the war to inundate Simon Cowell’s new talent show, “The X Factor,” with their iconic branding. Tough titties, Coke.

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Claymation Machete Loves Iced Tea

Tuesday, January 4 by

Machete may not text, but he does shill ice tea. In this commercial for Lipton Brisk, a claymation Machete, voiced by Danny Trejo, summarizes the entire plot of his movie in one minute.

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John Goodman Is ‘Extremely Loud’

Tuesday, January 4 by

Everything’s coming up John Goodman. His stint as a professor who loves the crap out of New Orleans on “Treme,” has served as a springboard to make us all go, “Oh yeah. John Goodman.”

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7 Zombie Projects We’re Likely To See In 2011

Tuesday, January 4 by

Some will be entertaining, most will be unwatchable, but each project will push us closer to the point of over-saturation.

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Roger Ebert Picks New Co-Hosts; Ghost Siskel Gives Thumbs Down

Tuesday, January 4 by

We know that if the ghost of Gene Siskel were able to speak with us from beyond the grave, he would take the opportunity to once again mock Ebert for giving a positive review to Home Alone 3. We miss you, Gene.

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‘Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2′ Poops In Church

Tuesday, January 4 by

Religious extremists are going to have a field day with this one. Looks like we’ve got another Passion Of The Christ on our hands.

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‘No Strings Attached’ Red Band Trailer Shows the Wrong Naked Ass

Monday, January 3 by

If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you’re going to show a butt in the trailer, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent.

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Links Away: Guillermo Del Toro Is a Gassy Werewolf

Monday, January 3 by

Everyone’s got to start somewhere. For visionary director Guillermo Del Toro, somewhere was the set of a Mexican Alka-Seltzer commercial back in 1991.

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