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Ethan Hawke Decides ‘Screw It, I’ll Do TV’

Monday, December 13 by

Ethan Hawke is in talks to slum it on Fox with the procedural drama Exit Strategy. The high octane successor to “24″ will star Hawke as the leader of an elite team that helps retrieve CIA agents from missions gone awry.

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Steamy ‘Fast Five’ Pic Of Vin Diesel And The Rock

Monday, December 13 by

Universal has released this steamy first pic from their upcoming romantic comedy, Fast Five, starring Vin Diesel and The Rock. Man, can you feel the sexual tension between these two? Move over, You’ve Got Mail!

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Jessica Alba Retracts ‘All Screenwriters Must Die’ Comments

Monday, December 13 by

Poor Jessica Alba was taken out of context, and I’m not just talking about this article’s headline.

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Anne Hathaway and James McAvoy May Help Ruin Zombies

Monday, December 13 by

Somewhere, there’s a zombie precariously close to jumping over a shark.

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Salma Hayek and Kevin James’s Big Breasts May Work Together

Sunday, December 12 by

Salma Hayek and her breasts are being eyed for the female lead in an upcoming Kevin James film.

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Tron Legacy

Sunday, December 12 by

Director: Joseph Kosinski Cast: Jeff Bridges, Michael Sheen, Olivia Wilde Synopsis: A virtual-world worker looks to take down the Master Control Program.

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‘X-Men: First Class’ Officially Has A Plot

Sunday, December 12 by

I’ve got good news for anyone who was left cold by X-Men 3 or Wolverine. Producers have decided to give X-Men: First Class a plot. Now that’s a step in the right direction!

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St. Elmo’s Fire

Sunday, December 12 by

He can be your man in motion.

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NSFW Black Swan/Showgirls Trailer Mash-Up

Saturday, December 11 by

Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.

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’24′ Caption Contest Winners!

Saturday, December 11 by

And the winners are…

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Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘Tron’

Friday, December 10 by

Here are your weekend links.

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Review: The Tempest

Friday, December 10 by

The interesting visuals are minimal in The Tempest so the film relies mostly on the text. The story of an island hermit’s manipulative games with some shipwreck survivors isn’t quite as deep as star crossed lovers or political treachery.

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Reel Rumble: Is David Keith or Keith David a Bigger Badass?

Friday, December 10 by

We don’t always agree on the happenings in the entertainment industry and we like to make our beefs public. David Keith and Keith David are both terrific actors, but two men sharing the same name (only reversed) can’t be equals. Fight!

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‘Thor’ Trailer Will Get You More Amped Than Four Loko

Friday, December 10 by

Marvel has dropped the new trailer for Thor after debuting the Spawn-esque poster earlier today. It stars Chris Hemsworth as the superhero whose weapon of choice is a heavy-ass hammer. Anthony Hopkins plays Odin/Steam Punk Santa.

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Ha Ha, Jeff Daniels Is On CNN And He’s Pooping

Friday, December 10 by

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.

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