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‘Ace Ventura’ Director Moves From Fart Jokes To Smelling His Own

Wednesday, December 15 by

Tom Shadyac, director of Ace Ventura and Bruce Almighty, had a serious cycling accident that almost killed him. It also seriously altered his direction in life, going from directing Jim Carrey talking out of his butt to trying to save the planet.

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Whiz Kid From ‘Jeopardy’ Is Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

Wednesday, December 15 by

What is a lucky break, Alex? A 12-year old winning on “Jeopardy!” and parlaying that into a movie role opposite Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock.

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Christian Bale Sings ‘Powerpuff Girls’ Theme Song; ‘Oh, Gooood for Yooooooou!’

Wednesday, December 15 by

If that’s not enough, you also get to see Peter Travers pantomime a BJ twenty seconds into the clip. Way to use both hands, Pete.

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Trailer for ‘A Somewhat Gentle Man’ Looks Norwegian, Really Good

Wednesday, December 15 by

I’m not the type of pretentious ass who combs the Internet looking for European movies in order to backhandedly mock American films. OK, today I am, but normally, I’m not. It’s just a slow, slow morning for news, and this trailer looks bad ass, so take a look.

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Topher Grace Mines The 80′s For Comedy In ‘Take Me Home Tonight’ Trailer

Wednesday, December 15 by

Spider-Man 3 should have launched Topher Grace onto the A-list. But then people saw the movie. Now he’s returning to what he does best… previous decade-based comedy.

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Links Away: The Fighter Is Mark Wahlberg. Not You.

Tuesday, December 14 by

Just when you thought it might be you who is the fighter, Mark Wahlberg steps in to say it’s not you. Or you, Cookie Monster.

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Nic Cage To Hunt Down Cab, Go Apesh*t On It

Tuesday, December 14 by

Nicolas Cage, Mr. Loses His Sh*t himself, is about to bring more chaos to the crowded streets of Manhattan. The eccentric actor has joined the action thriller Medallion which is to be directed by Simon West.

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Partner Plug: Tu Vez Has Got Beef With Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Tuesday, December 14 by

Our feisty friends over at Tu Vez aren’t taking to kindly to the fact that Biutiful, directed by supposed Mexican filmmaker Alejendro Gonzalez Inarritu(add funny symbols yourself), got nominated for a Foreign Language Golden Globe Award.

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Playboy Discovers Greatest Thing: ‘Tron’ With Naked Chicks

Tuesday, December 14 by

Because you can never have enough Tron-related nudity, Playboy has decided to capitalize on Tron: Legacy’s marketing push with their own Tron-inspired pictorial.

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Contest: Win ‘The Other Guys’ DVD!

Tuesday, December 14 by

The Other Guys releases on Unrated DVD and Blu-ray Tuesday, December 14th, and to celebrate we’re giving away a DVD copy! Imagine all of the filthy extras that’ll be crammed onto one shiny disc. I bet Ferrell and Wahlberg cuss like sailors.

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Favreau Tells ‘Iron Man 3′ To Go Screw

Tuesday, December 14 by

Jon Favreau has just informed Marvel that he won’t be returning to direct the third Iron Man film. It’s not known if his bowing out was due to financial, creative, or craft service preference differences.

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‘Fast Five’ Teaser Trailer Is Mission: In-freaking-sanity

Tuesday, December 14 by

I decided to creep Vin Diesel’s Facebook page for the first time in my life today, and as random fate would have it, I found the teaser trailer for Fast Five.

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10 Truthful Golden Globe Nominee Reactions

Tuesday, December 14 by

Everyone knows that the Golden Globes are a joke, so why not have some joke quotes to go with them? Here are ten truthful celebrity reactions we’d like to have seen.

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Vin Diesel Riding White Tigers With Usher

Tuesday, December 14 by

…down a volcano.

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Prepare Brains For 270 Movies In 6 Minutes

Tuesday, December 14 by

What is it about a supercut that makes everything so much more awesome?

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