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‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets You Excited With Some Olympics-Themed Promos

Monday, August 13 by

Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.

They're already pretty much there anyway.

CNN Might Feature Some Non-News Shows To Boost Its Lousy News-y Ratings

Monday, August 13 by

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

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Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′

Monday, August 13 by

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

BRICK AND RON.

Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux

Monday, August 13 by

Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.

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Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’

Monday, August 13 by

‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.

Holy fuck, it's Peeta from 'The Hunger Games'. I'm gonna see the shit out of this movie.

Here’s That Three Year-Old ‘Red Dawn’ Remake Trailer. *Sighs* “Wolverines”

Friday, August 10 by

Now with 60% less political tension.

This is the collective expression America made at the suspension of prisoners' civil liberties.

Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them?

Friday, August 10 by

The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”

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First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough?

Friday, August 10 by

Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.

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Van Damme Owes A Lot To His Big Legs And Karate

Friday, August 10 by

He really makes it look easy.

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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now

Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Someone just dumped a tall glass of handsome on this man. Get a towel.

Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, August 9 by

Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.

Possessed by Loki? Seriously??

Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too

Thursday, August 9 by

Don’t shoot the messenger.

That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*

THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!

Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons

Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

SPANK BANK.

Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show

Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Beyond Game of Thrones: 5 Fantasy Movies Worth Watching

While "Willow" might seem like a silly movie about a midget sorcerer, what it really is is a silly movie about a midget sorcerer. But that does not make it...

The Top 5 Must See Jerry Lewis Movies

Jerry Lewis was one of the top movie makers in the industry from the late 1940s through the 1960s. Lewis was a comedian who often teamed with singer Dean Martin...

The Help: 5 Servants In Movies

The role of an underling like a maid, butler, or servant may not seem like an exciting one, but a skilled screenwriter and actor can make that role come to...

Drowning Your Sorrows: The Top 6 TV Bars

Frasier Crane. The show ran successfully from 1982-93 and very few scenes were shot outside the bar. The characters were so comfortable inside the Cheers Bar and we were comfortable...

6 Bizarre Food Episodes That Will Make You Queasy

The Travel Channel realizes that people love to eat. The more bizarre the food, the greater the interest. "Bizarre Foods" with Andrew Zimmern is one of the most successful programs...

7 Netflix Instant Watch Movies Perfect For A Rainy Day

Rainy days are a perfect opportunity to catch up on some good movies that your have missed when they came out. Disconnect your doorbell and curl up with these seven...

Revisionist History: 7 Movies Altered After 911

On top killing thousands of people, the Al Qaeda bastards also disrupted several Hollywood blockbusters. Osama and his loyal troop of Jihadi fundamentalists actions were so bad that filmmakers throughout...

7 Of The Best Netflix Instant Watch Romantic Comedies

 

5 Film Whistleblowers Who Almost Died For Telling The Truth

Secrets can be tough to keep. The urge to talk about some juicy piece of news can be overwhelming. But the big secrets, the big time cover-ups, those are pretty...

7 Movie Sluts Who You Shouldn’t Go Anywhere Near

Being a movie slut is a thankless task. First of all, your reputation precedes you wherever you go. Each character warns the other about the promiscuous activity in which you...

7 Movie Villains Who Turned Out To Be Heroes

Villains often make the best movie characters, probably because they get to do the kinds of things we could only imagine doing. But even better than a villain is a...

6 Movie Car Crashes That People Walked Away From But Should Have Killed Them

Car crashes in films are a dime a dozen and in most cases, these accidents should have seriously injured or killed whoever was driving the cars. Car crashes are serious...

7 Actors You Didn’t Know Were Not American

Almost always playing characters with a real American bravado, Christian Bale is actually Welsh, with a heavy Welsh accent when he’s not acting in front of the camera. This might...

The 5 Best Sopranos Episodes You Must See

The Sopranos is one of the most successful and celebrated shows in the history of television. Presented on HBO, The Sopranos had the type of language and action that could...

6 Rehab Movies That Will Leave You Fearing Drugs

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