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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

Wow. That does NOT look like Joaquin Phoenix.

The Trailer For ‘Inherent Vice’ Looks Like P.T. Anderson Knows How To Have Fun

Tuesday, September 30 by

Try to keep up.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!

Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

9 Movie Strippers with Hearts of Gold

Strippers used to be looked at with disgust. Dancing naked in front of ogling men, each of whom are throwing money toward them so that they can continue to disrobe,...

6 Magical Movies Set in Wisconsin

A young British man named Colin Frissell (Kris Marshall) leaves his homeland and flies to Milwaukee, Wisconsin because he believes he will be more successful romantically with warm and friendly...

Actors Writers And Failures: The Party Down Cast

Starz show "Party Down" was sadly canceled after two seasons, despite the fact that it was one of the funnier television comedies made in the past decade. This was partly...

8 Futuristic Movie Fashions That We Pray Never Happen

One of the most difficult things about making futuristic movies is trying to envision the styles that would be worn in the time a movie takes place. While this is...

7 Ways CSI Is Lying To You About Crime Scenes

Despite "CSI" being one of the top shows on television for nearly a decade, it does a number of things to make each story fit the television format, rather than...

7 Reality Show Contestants Who Are Legitimately Terrible People

Even if you hate reality television, the people who are on it are usually just attention hungry folks who are looking to make a quick buck. They aren't bad, just...

7 Manly, Possibly Homoerotic, Movies Like 300

When it really comes down to it, manly movies like the ab-fabulous action flick "300" are relatively homoerotic. This one, like many others, has men grappling with each other, doing...

6 Shark Movies That Are Not Jaws

The greatest shark movie ever made is the Spielberg classic "Jaws," which redefined the way we swim in the ocean and look at sharks in general. No one is debating...

6 Sexy Bloody Shows Like Spartacus

Starz channel's "Spartacus" is both unflinchingly sexy and bloody, making it like very few other shows on television. Those that have the same amount of sex and violence are few...

6 Actors Who Have Played One Of The Three Musketeers

5 Party Down Episodes That Will Insure You Never Hire a Cartering Company Again

Starz, is about a catering company with a bunch of entertainment industry burn outs working for it and basically having outrageous experiences at just about every place they go. There...

Meat on The Bone: 6 Movie Cannibals

Ah, human flesh. They say that once you develop a taste for it, no other kind of meat can satisfy you. If that's also the case with cannibal movies, you...

5 Reasons Why Morgan Spurlock is The Coolest Filmmaker Alive

5 Prolific Game Show Winners Who’s Lives Changed Forever

There are new game show winners just about every day around the world, as there have been for decades now since game shows became really popular in the 1950's. So,...

You’ve Been Eliminated: 6 Unforgettable Amazing Race Teams

"The Amazing Race" is considered by many to be the best reality TV game show on television, as it takes teams of players and sends them on a race around...

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