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Read The ‘Breaking Bad Storylines That Never Made It Into The Show

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Better left unshot.

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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman

Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Best Movie Sports Teams

Thursday, September 5 by

Just in time for the return of the NFL.

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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll

Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.

Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever

Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.

Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’

Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank

Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.

Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way

Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

Looking good, Leslie.

You Want ‘Parks And Rec’ Film Reviews From Perd Hapley? You Got ‘Em Right Here.

Wednesday, September 4 by

MY SIDES! THEY HURT! Not from laughter, mind you, but worsening pancreatitis.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.

Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter

Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season

Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck

Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See

Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!

‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series

Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!

LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz

Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

9 Movie Strippers with Hearts of Gold

Strippers used to be looked at with disgust. Dancing naked in front of ogling men, each of whom are throwing money toward them so that they can continue to disrobe,...

6 Magical Movies Set in Wisconsin

A young British man named Colin Frissell (Kris Marshall) leaves his homeland and flies to Milwaukee, Wisconsin because he believes he will be more successful romantically with warm and friendly...

Actors Writers And Failures: The Party Down Cast

Starz show "Party Down" was sadly canceled after two seasons, despite the fact that it was one of the funnier television comedies made in the past decade. This was partly...

8 Futuristic Movie Fashions That We Pray Never Happen

One of the most difficult things about making futuristic movies is trying to envision the styles that would be worn in the time a movie takes place. While this is...

7 Ways CSI Is Lying To You About Crime Scenes

Despite "CSI" being one of the top shows on television for nearly a decade, it does a number of things to make each story fit the television format, rather than...

7 Reality Show Contestants Who Are Legitimately Terrible People

Even if you hate reality television, the people who are on it are usually just attention hungry folks who are looking to make a quick buck. They aren't bad, just...

7 Manly, Possibly Homoerotic, Movies Like 300

When it really comes down to it, manly movies like the ab-fabulous action flick "300" are relatively homoerotic. This one, like many others, has men grappling with each other, doing...

6 Shark Movies That Are Not Jaws

The greatest shark movie ever made is the Spielberg classic "Jaws," which redefined the way we swim in the ocean and look at sharks in general. No one is debating...

6 Sexy Bloody Shows Like Spartacus

Starz channel's "Spartacus" is both unflinchingly sexy and bloody, making it like very few other shows on television. Those that have the same amount of sex and violence are few...

6 Actors Who Have Played One Of The Three Musketeers

5 Party Down Episodes That Will Insure You Never Hire a Cartering Company Again

Starz, is about a catering company with a bunch of entertainment industry burn outs working for it and basically having outrageous experiences at just about every place they go. There...

Meat on The Bone: 6 Movie Cannibals

Ah, human flesh. They say that once you develop a taste for it, no other kind of meat can satisfy you. If that's also the case with cannibal movies, you...

5 Reasons Why Morgan Spurlock is The Coolest Filmmaker Alive

5 Prolific Game Show Winners Who’s Lives Changed Forever

There are new game show winners just about every day around the world, as there have been for decades now since game shows became really popular in the 1950's. So,...

You’ve Been Eliminated: 6 Unforgettable Amazing Race Teams

"The Amazing Race" is considered by many to be the best reality TV game show on television, as it takes teams of players and sends them on a race around...

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