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Michael Bay Disses Dorks, Admits Sh*tty Sense Of Humor

Wednesday, December 8 by

Michael Bay sat down with a few reporters recently to present the Transformers 3 teaser. He also took the opportunity to talk about his new found love of 3D, his new leading lady, and his sh*tty sense of humor.

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Charlize Theron and Armie Hammer to Sex Up J. Edgar Hoover

Wednesday, December 8 by

Government bureaucracy isn’t normally depicted as the sexiest of career paths, but Charlize Theron might soon change that.

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Adam Scott Will Wear a T-Shirt With Your Face On It While Shopping With You

Wednesday, December 8 by

You read that catchy headline correctly, folks. TV & Film’s Adam Scott will go grocery shopping with you while wearing a t-shirt with your face printed on it. All you have to do is be the highest bidder in his eBay auction

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Shia LaBeouf And Tom Hardy Dabbling In Bootlegging

Wednesday, December 8 by

Christmas has come early for John Hillcoat. He was all frownies last year when funding dropped out for his drama The Wettest County In The World. Turns out, he can get wet after all.

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Ricky Gervais: Steve Carell’s ‘Office’ Replacement Isn’t Who You Think

Wednesday, December 8 by

Will The Office bring in Billy Connolly or Sandy Duncan to take over Dunder Mifflin from Steve Carell? Creator of the British Office and executive producer of the American one, Ricky Gervais said we’re all thinking wrong.

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Merry Chrizzle, Fo Shizzle

Wednesday, December 8 by

Kris Krizzle up in dis shizzle.

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Paramount Throwing a Parade For Serial Killers

Wednesday, December 8 by

Paramount Pictures is adapting a novel about a town that celebrates the annual arrival of a serial killer with a parade and a pageant. Awesome.

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Wednesday, December 8 by

Her role in The Tempest won’t be Felicity Jones’ first experience with William Shakespeare.

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James Cameron To Seriously Creep Us Out With Cirque du Soleil

Wednesday, December 8 by

I knew that 3D technology was too awesome of a power to expect that it wouldn’t corrupt. Now, James Cameron, driven made by stereoscopic film-making, is teaming up with Cirque du Soleil to take creeping us all out to the next level.

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Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, and Jack Black To Take On Beastie Boys

Wednesday, December 8 by

What’cha, what’cha, what’cha want, Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, and Jack Black? Oh, to star in a short film based on the Beastie Boys’ 1987 music video (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party).

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Will ‘Die Hard 5′ Begin Shooting In 2011?

Wednesday, December 8 by

Bruce Willis is set to begin filming Die Hard 5 next year, if you trust Puerto Rico’s second-largest newspaper “Primera Hora.” I personally only trust their first largest.

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Get Pumped For ‘Tron: Legacy’ With Daft Punk’s ‘Derezzed’ Music Video

Wednesday, December 8 by

Time to rock out with our Tron-cocks out! The robots in Daft Punk have released this video for “Derezzed,” the first single from their Tron: Legacy score. If you haven’t heard it yet, it’s a pretty exciting series of beep-boop-bops.

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‘Wrath of the Titans’ Script Is On Its 10th Draft

Wednesday, December 8 by

I’m really bad at detecting sarcasm, so I’m not 100% sure that the script has really gone though ten drafts. But even an idiot can tell that Neeson’s comment about the quality of the story was facetious. Good one, Liam.

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Wachowskis to Remake ‘Robin Hood’

Wednesday, December 8 by

The Wachowski siblings have taken a break from their film about American servicemen engaging in hardcore gay sex in order to work on the next best thing: a Robin Hood remake.

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Links Away: Blah Blah Blah Supercut

Tuesday, December 7 by

Excluded from this supercut: Any portion of the dialogue between Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones, the Ke$ha song “Blah Blah Blah,” the entirety of the movie Avatar, and everything Sylvester Stallone has ever said on film.

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