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‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works

Wednesday, January 5 by

Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.

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I Knew It; George Clooney Is ‘The Monster of Florence’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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Gemma Arterton Has Taste For Witch Blood

Tuesday, January 4 by

Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.

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Keanu Reeves Robs Bank, Audiences In ‘Henry’s Crime’ Trailer

Tuesday, January 4 by

The subplot involves a love interest (Vera Farmiga) and a local theater troupe lead by an old-Russian guy. If I wanted to listen to some old commie spout platitudes, I’d rent a Susan Sarandon movie.

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Perfect Sense

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: David Mackenzie Cast: Eva Green, Ewan McGregor, Connie Nielsen, Ewen Bremner, Stephen Dillane Synopsis: A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic begins to rob people…

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Links Away: Dancer Face-Plant

Tuesday, January 4 by

To pursue one’s dream is noble. To purse one’s dream and subsequently eat sh*t on national television is nothing less than traumatic.

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No Strings Attached

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Ivan Reitman Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want…

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The Sunset Limited

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Tommy Lee Jones Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L. Jackson Synopsis: After one man prevents another from committing suicide, the two engage in a conversation on death, God, and…

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How to Sell a Banksy

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Alper Cagatay & Christopher Thompson Cast: Alper Cagatay & Christopher Thompson Synopsis: Two filmmakers peel Banksy pieces off of walls and attempt to sell them.

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January Jones Talks ‘X-Men: First Class’ Skimpy Wardrobe

Tuesday, January 4 by

When January Jones was cast as Emma Frost in Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class, we all looked at drawings of Frost then at Jones. Then back at Frost. Then back at Jones. Then we got all giddy.

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Partner Plug: 5 Worst Spanish Accents In Film

Tuesday, January 4 by

Our amigos over at Tu Vez put together a list of the Spanish accents in film that most offend their delicate sensibilities.

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Jackass 3.5

Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Jeff Tremaine Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn Synopsis: The Jackass boys are back at it again. Release Date: March 2011

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Review: ‘Bob’s Burgers’

Tuesday, January 4 by

“Bob’s Burgers” won’t be the best show on Fox’s Sunday night Animation Domination, but it’s better than “American Dad” or “The Cleveland Show.”

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James Van Der Beek Shows Us His O-Face

Tuesday, January 4 by

We all thought that James Van Der Beek’s best days were behind him, but we were all terrible, rotten fools.

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