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‘The Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies’ Teaser Promises That Something Will Finally Happen

Tuesday, July 29 by

There’s doings a transpiring!

Give Coldplay's Chris Martin his hat back, Simon. That's his image you're f*cking with.

Simon Pegg Will Probably Appear In The New ‘Star Wars’ (But Maybe Not His Face?)

Tuesday, July 29 by

He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Legendary Wants Director Joe Cornish For Its ‘King Kong’ Prequel ‘Skull Island’

Tuesday, July 29 by

It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.

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Marvel Announces ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Will Also Be An Animated TV Series

Tuesday, July 29 by

Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?

It might not seem like it, but...they're here to help.

‘Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ To Release A Self-Help Book For VERY Wayward Souls

Tuesday, July 29 by

Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.

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Comic-Con 2014: Eating Bugs With Game of Thrones’ Bran Stark, Hot Cosplay, and TMNT Pizza Thrower

Monday, July 28 by

Comic Con 2014 is over, but our coverage is just beginning! Watch as we recap the awesome costumes, the amazing attractions and a bug eating contest with Bran Stark himself, Isaac Hempstead Wright!!

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The Leftovers Recap, Episode 5: “Gladys”

Monday, July 28 by

The tl:dr version: Gloom, doom, and a good old fashioned stoning highlighted television’s consistently most depressing show.

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Why Adapting “The Last of Us” Into a Movie Is a Bad Idea

Monday, July 28 by

I wish I could get excited about this one, but a movie adaptation of TLoU will most likely turn a complex and unique story into just another generic survival horror flick.

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‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’ Is Actually Real And Here’s The Trailer As Evidence

Monday, July 28 by

Ain’t no time for bird sex.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Season 5 Trailer Is All Action

Monday, July 28 by

Gross!

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Kevin Smith’s “Tusk” Trailer Gives Us Justin Long With a Pedostache, Haley Joel Osment, and a Human Walruspede

Monday, July 28 by

“A man is captured by a maniac and tortured, physically and mentally, into becoming a walrus.” If that doesn’t scream BOX OFFICE GOLD, then everything I know about the current state of cinema is absolutely correct.

That's how I feel when I hear something is going to get remade.

Sam Raimi To Bring Us ‘Evil Dead’ As A Bruce Campbell-Starring TV Series

Monday, July 28 by

I hope he cuts his hand off in every episode. It could be his thing, like the Fonz saying, “Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

I would be in a hurry to get my kids out of there, too.

Woman Hit By Car At Comic-Con ZombieWalk, Gets A Little Closer To Being Actual Zombie

Monday, July 28 by

This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.

Back at ya, buddy.

Yup, Quentin Tarantino Revealed At Comic-Con He Is Making ‘The Hateful Eight’

Monday, July 28 by

Then it’s settled.

Hey, buddy. It's a been a minute. How ya been?

Comic-Con Teases Cryptic ‘King Kong’ Sequel, Leaves Everyone Confused

Monday, July 28 by

Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?

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Hollywood seems full of grave robbers, doesn't it? People are always digging up the dead and journeying to far off places just to open up a sarcophagus. Without fail, the...

7 Great Comedy Shows on Basic Cable

When it comes to comedy, there are no shortage of shows on basic cable. However, there are only a few great comedies out there, as many of them just go...

6 Of The Saddest Episodes Of Television To Ever Hit The Airwaves

13 Jailbait Filled Movies Like Thirteen

Watch the thirteen jailbait movies on this list from a safe distance and save yourself a lifetime of shameful family reunions.

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