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Analeigh Tipton

Wednesday, January 12 by

Her role in The Green Hornet may mark her first ever film appearance, but Analeigh Tipton can’t quite be called an unknown.

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Girls Want To Play With Lautner, Lautner Wants To Play Spy Games

Wednesday, January 12 by

Taylor Lautner has recently signed on to star in eight hundred and forty seven upcoming films, including Incarceron, a strange but interesting sounding young adult lit adaptation about Lautner romancing the daughter of a warden on a prison planet.

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In Defense Of Charlie Sheen

Wednesday, January 12 by

Charlie Sheen is having drunken orgies with porn stars and still getting to work on time. That’s not rock bottom. That’s god damned impressive.

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Russell Crowe to Enter the Wu-Tang

Wednesday, January 12 by

There hasn’t been a lot of news about Wu-Tang Clan Head-of-Voltron RZA’s upcoming kung-fu movie The Man with the Iron Fist once it was announced that it was actually getting made on location in China. But that’s about to change now.

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Officially See Rooney Mara Tatted On Her Ta-tas

Wednesday, January 12 by

We’ve seen butt-cam versions of Rooney Mara on the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo set, but now we have our first official look of her looking like butt.

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Gere’s Getting the Word Out

Wednesday, January 12 by

One backwoods road at a time.

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‘Terra Nova’ Promises Big Dinosaurs, But Not In a Lame Way

Wednesday, January 12 by

The show, produced by Steven Spielberg, is about a family from the future who go back to the time of dinosaurs to start a new life for humanity. And dinosaurs eat them while they’re on the toilet, we hope.

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Paramount Signs HUGE Agreement with IMAX

Wednesday, January 12 by

“HUGE” as in, you know, size. Paramount, they of movie-making fame, have signed a contract with IMAX to have 4 of their upcoming movies shown on those giant screens that are so big that when you walk in the theater you’re like “whoa, this is a big screen.”

Fox's 'Raising Hope' Secures a 2nd Season

‘Raising Hope’ Guest Stars and Spoilers Galore!

Wednesday, January 12 by

At TCA, the cast and creators shared breakfast and spoilers. Yum!

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Welp, I’m About To Blow All Of Yourses Minds

Wednesday, January 12 by

Somebody finally took the initiative and re-cast Darth Vader with Tommy Wiseau. Unlike Star Wars or The Room, the results are intentionally hilarious.

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Oh Good, They ARE Making A ‘Missile Command’ Movie

Wednesday, January 12 by

Now y’all are actively trying to piss James Cameron off. It has been just days after the cantankerous director blasted movie studios for their greedy antics like creating crappy franchises a la Battleship. Now, Fox has teamed up with Atari to make that Missile Command movie.

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New Poster Battle: ‘Thor’ vs. ‘The Green Hornet’

Tuesday, January 11 by

Maybe Thor vs. The Green Hornet would be a pretty one-sided street fight, but their respective marketing teams have released competitively badass new movie posters.

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New Fox Show Is Pretty Much ‘Sneakers: The Series’

Tuesday, January 11 by

“Breaking In” is also about a team of kooky security experts who test your company’s security by hacking it. The main thing this trailer is missing: Dan Muthafreakin’ Aykroyd.

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Catfight For ‘Dark Knight’ Roles Includes Knightley, Hathaway and Biel

Tuesday, January 11 by

Earlier we heard Eva Green and Naomi Watts were leading the pack for roles in The Dark Knight Rises, but that rumor was started by the Joker, up to his old tricks!

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‘Grand Theft Auto: The Movie’ Is Not What You Think

Tuesday, January 11 by

Who says you can’t make a decent movie based on a video game.

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