Zach Galifianakis Welcomes Tila Tequila (And Jennifer Aniston)

Wednesday, February 9 by

Zach Galifianakis was finally having a nice time between his ferns until Jennifer Aniston showed up.


Christian Bale’s Going Back On NutriSystem

Wednesday, February 9 by

Looks like’s he’ll be screaming the pounds away again for his reunion with The Machinist director Brad “No Fatties” Anderson.


T-1000 And Friends Invade Denzel Washington’s ‘Safe House’

Tuesday, February 8 by

There ain’t no party like a ‘Safe House’ party, and look who’s invited to the film: Robert Patrick, Brendan Gleeson, Liam Cunningham and Sam Shepard.


If Sony Helps Sad Old MGM, We Get ‘Red Dawn’, ‘Cabin In The Woods’

Tuesday, February 8 by

Luckily, there’s a deal in the works that will save these films from a fate worse than a Commie invasion: sitting on the shelf for even longer than they already have.


Ed Harris and Diane Keaton Star In ‘Look of Love’, Moms Ready To Love It

Tuesday, February 8 by

I will happily buy this for my mom for Christmas on DVD, as long as she doesn’t expect us all to watch it.


First Clip From ‘Red State’: Drinking, Group Sex, Not Sexy

Tuesday, February 8 by

Will ‘Red State’ be Kevin Smith’s version of “Skins?” With underage drinking and implied group sex with teens, you’d think that all signs point to yes.


‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director Comes Up With Amazing New Joke Title

Tuesday, February 8 by

It’s lazier than this excerpt I’m writing right now.


Selena Gomez To Star In ’13 Reasons Why,’ God Why?

Tuesday, February 8 by

The film is about a guilt trip from beyond the grave…


Links Away: Man Cries Over Library Closing

Tuesday, February 8 by

What can we say? The man loved his local public library.

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Not Even A Gangbang and Tom Sizemore Can Make ‘Snuff’ Sound Interesting

Tuesday, February 8 by

Author Chuck Palahniuk’s works seem to require a very special touch to get right (Fight Club) or else things won’t go so well (Choke).

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‘Trust’ Reminds Us All Of The Dangers Of Sexting

Tuesday, February 8 by

After viewing this trailer, it would appear that Dateline adapted their “To Catch a Predator” series into a suspense thriller.

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Now A Guy Who Wears Newsboy Caps Might Direct ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’

Tuesday, February 8 by

It would seem that the producers of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies don’t really have a “type” when it comes to their director search.


Dayton And Faris Love Dano Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake

Tuesday, February 8 by

The Little Miss Sunshine duo are bringing Paul back for their next flick.

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Smith Hoping Time Heals All Wounds, Even ‘Jersey Girl’ Wounds

Tuesday, February 8 by

Kevin Smith wants to get the band back together.

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Halle Berry To Have Sex With 19 Year-Old While Paul Verhoeven Watches

Tuesday, February 8 by

Halle Berry gets down with her husband’s teenage intern in The Student. Sadly, the intern is male.