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NASA Calls ’2012′ Stupid as Sh*t, In So Many Words

Thursday, January 6 by

NASA has released its list of the least plausible science fiction films, and Roland Emmerich’s 2012 landed at the panic-inducing top.

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The Worst Moments of the People’s Choice Awards

Thursday, January 6 by

Even in a sea of horrible moments, I managed to find a few islands of pure awfulness that somehow stood out. I give you the worst moments from The People’s Choice Awards.

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Thursday, January 6 by

Since launching her acting career just seven years ago, Mircea Monroe has racked up an impressive rundown of TV appearances and movie parts, including a series of recurring appearances on “Late Night With Conan O’ Brien.”

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Paul Haggis Is Taunting Scientology

Thursday, January 6 by

Now that Paul Haggis has his Oscars and Russell Crowe on speed-dial, he won’t be needing Scientology anymore. The Crash director is writing a memoir about the shady behind-the-scenes of the religion.

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Bow Down To De Niro at Cannes

Thursday, January 6 by

One film festival can’t quench Robert De Niro’s insatiable thirst for cinema. The co-founder of the Tribeca Film Festival has accepted the duties of the President of the Jury of the 64th Festival de Cannes.

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Greedo the Guido

Thursday, January 6 by

He took the shot first.

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The Role He Was Born For: Ricky Gervais To Play A Mole

Thursday, January 6 by

Ricky Gervais will loan his lilting voice to Mole in WETA’s production of The Wind In The Willows. Okay, quick question: how the hell did it take this long to cast Ricky Gervais as a mole?

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100 More Greatest Movie Insults

Thursday, January 6 by

I know how much you kids love supercuts and cursing. Here’s another ten minutes of characters in movies letting off some cleverly-worded steam.

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11 Must See Films for 2011

Thursday, January 6 by

While I’m sure this list will be altered as the year progresses and new information comes to light, I’ve made a preliminary rundown of 11 films I refuse to miss in 2011, all others be damned.

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‘The Social Network’ Wants More Of Your Sweet, Sweet Money

Thursday, January 6 by

Good news! You’re going to have the opportunity to spend another $12 on seeing The Social Network this weekend.

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Democracy Doesn’t Work: ‘Grown Ups’ Wins Best Comedy at 2011 People’s Choice Awards

Thursday, January 6 by

Adam Sandler also took home an award for Best Comedic Star, which would make total sense if the year was 1997. But it’s not, god damn it!

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‘The Wee McGinty’ is ‘Bourne Identity’ with a Leprechaun Instead of Matt Damon

Wednesday, January 5 by

I’m assuming you clicked on the headline of this article, which is the same as assuming that you like things that are totally awesome.

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Links Away: The Muppets Do Kanye

Wednesday, January 5 by

If there was ever any doubt in your mind that the Muppets are straight up gangster, this rendition of Kanye West’s “Monster” should convince you otherwise.

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Someone Will Assassinate Robert Pattinson

Wednesday, January 5 by

David Cronenberg has kicked Colin Farrell out of his limo and invited Robert Pattinson in. The Team Edward ambassador himself has signed on to play Eric Packer in Cosmopolis.

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First Looks: ‘Bad Teacher’, ‘Anonymous’, and ’30 Minutes Or Less’

Wednesday, January 5 by

We’ve reported on Bad Teacher, 30 Minutes Or Less, and Anonymous before. But now we have first looks and better descriptions of the doings that transpire on-screen.

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