Review: Sanctum

Friday, February 4 by

It uses a disaster to work through daddy issues. So does every disaster movie. Sanctum is just so dire it’s no fun.


Stephen King Has Some Ideas For ‘The Stand’ Remake, Loves Cole Slaw

Friday, February 4 by

Stephen King has worked hard to earn his status as a best-selling author and Maine’s creepiest man. That’s why producers of the upcoming remake of his end of days epic The Stand should listen to his advice.


New Bond Villain Might Be Ralph Fiennes, Potter/Bond Crossover Anyone?

Thursday, February 3 by

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named might very well get named as part of the new James Bond cast.


New Female Lead In ‘Superman’ Means More Hotties On Zack Snyder’s Casting Couch

Thursday, February 3 by

With limey bastard Henry Cavill as Supes, the girls up for a big mystery part are Diane Kruger, Rosamund Pike and Alive Eve.


Ben Affleck May Direct Political Drama That – “Surprise” – Clooney’s Attached To

Thursday, February 3 by

‘Argo’ is a movie that wants Ben Affleck to direct it. Ben Affleck says, “take a number, movie.”


Sheen Plans TV Return In February, Strip Club Return In April

Thursday, February 3 by

Charlie Sheen’s reps believe one and a half men will become “Two and a Half Men” again by late February. Damn it, we were just beginning to enjoy the “Men”-lessness.


‘Fast Five’ Poster Is Faster, Furiouser, Five-ier

Thursday, February 3 by

Five times the car chases. Five times car crashes. Five times the car motion blurs lines.


Eva Green Enters ‘Dark Shadows’ Of Goth Pals Depp and Burton

Thursday, February 3 by

Green will play a witch who turns Johnny Depp into a vampire. If box office trends are any indication, Depp was going to have to become a vampire at some point anyway.


2012 Starting Early: Justin Bieber and ‘Jersey Shore’ Team Up

Thursday, February 3 by

This is sort of like looking at a pop culture ‘Human Centipede.’


Missing ‘Superman’ Producer Found, Was Lex Luthor Behind This?

Thursday, February 3 by

Ilya Salkind is alive. Thankfully, no one has to spin the Earth backwards and reverse time to solve this crisis.


Links Away: Kramer The Defamed Business Tycoon

Thursday, February 3 by

We all know Kramer had big ideas, but what would have happened if he had possessed the attention span (and intellectual capacity) to actually follow through on some of them?


Jackman, Levy, Cuse: Action Trifecta!

Thursday, February 3 by

Fox is going to make an action-adventure movie that will be written by Carlton Cuse, will star Hugh Jackman, and will be directed by Shawn Levy.


Road To The Oscars: Best Actress Showdown

Thursday, February 3 by

This week we throw our Best Actress contenders into the Thunderdome, arm then with cudgels and see who among them has the fortitude to grab blood-smeared victory.

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Guess What Role Jason Segel Is Playing In DreamWorks’ ‘Undercover Cop’?

Thursday, February 3 by

Jason Segel and his everyman charms will be be infiltrating the Jersey mob, 80′s style in DreamWorks upcoming Undercover Cop.

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New ‘Hanna’ Trailer Still Doesn’t Show Hanna’s Softer Side

Thursday, February 3 by

The international trailer for Hanna is out, and it’s equally kick-ass as the US trailer.