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‘Son Of No One Trailer’: The Mustaches Mean They’re Cops

Friday, January 21 by

I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: New ‘Snore’-leans

Thursday, January 20 by

While the season premiere of “American Idol” was disappointing, the second episode (New Orleans) started out strong. By “strong,” I mean it began with a gay dude named Blake Patterson playing the piano and sobbing uncontrollably.

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Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary

Thursday, January 20 by

The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.

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Car Fetishists Will Get Weirdly Excited By These ‘Cars 2′ Videos

Thursday, January 20 by

If you prefer tailpipe to tail, these odd turntable videos to promote ‘Cars 2′ will be auto-erotic entertainment for you.

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“Check Out The New ‘Scream 4′ Pics,” Says Distorted Voice Over Phone

Thursday, January 20 by

A murderer with a creepy mask on is staring at you, while you stare at these pictures from the upcoming ‘Scream 4.’

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New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Stills Feature Panda, Kung Fu

Thursday, January 20 by

Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.

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‘Deadliest Warrior’ Movie Finds Writers, Forces Them To Battle

Thursday, January 20 by

Of course, the most important part of the film will be blood gushing sound effects every six minutes, but I suppose plot and dialogue can’t hurt.

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New ‘Star Wars’ Disneyland Ride Has Full Intention Of Being Not Awful

Thursday, January 20 by

George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-”?

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Links Away: Girl is Addicted to Eating Couch Cushions. Wait, What?

Thursday, January 20 by

Yeah so there’s this girl who eats couch cushions. As in she rips them up, puts the pieces in her mouth, chews, and swallows.

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Beyonce To Shake It For Clint Eastwood In ‘A Star Is Born’

Thursday, January 20 by

A fourth film version of A Star Is Born has been announced, and the players involved run from the obvious to the totally, mind-blowingly surprising.

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“Assange Biopic Underway,” Says Screen Junkies In A Confidential Cable

Thursday, January 20 by

The upcoming biography of Julian Assange has been optioned today to become a dramatic biopic.

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Thursday, January 20 by

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‘The Iceman’ Snags Del Toro, Shannon, And, As Required By Law, James Franco

Thursday, January 20 by

Del Toro, Franco, and Shannon have been snagged for the upcoming film The Iceman, the true story of a mafia hitman.

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‘Community’ Invites In Malcolm Jamal Warner And Levar Burton

Thursday, January 20 by

The cast offers up some juicy spoilers on the D&D episode and Shirley’s ex-husband.

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New ‘Harry Potter’ Stills Feature Impressive Chair Fort

Thursday, January 20 by

Hot on the heels of a toe up Neville Longbottom, comes two more pics from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II.

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