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‘American Bible Challenge’ Is Hosted By Jeff Foxworthy, But Fails The Trifecta By Not Being On TNN

Wednesday, August 22 by

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

Once you kiss the Masheen, you can't go back. Ever.

This ‘Anger Management’ Clip Features Charlie At His Sheeniest

Wednesday, August 22 by

Life imitating art. Wait. I inverted that. Art imitating life. That’s way less impressive, though.

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Drunk Guy Tripping On Shrooms Goes On ‘Price Is Right’. Sadly, No Puking.

Wednesday, August 22 by

Bob Barker would not have allowed this.

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Get Ready To ‘The Rocketeer’ All Over Again

Wednesday, August 22 by

‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.

No way they are actually wearing that! COME ON!

I Wish This Wasn’t Just A Movie And Television Site So I Could Talk About Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger’s Engagement

Wednesday, August 22 by

Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Does His Best Rosie Perez In ‘End Of Watch’ Trailer

Wednesday, August 22 by

Little bit racist there, Jake.

Sorry they annoyed you with their friendship, NBC.

‘The Office’ Is Done After Next Year, Which May Surprise People Who Thought It Was Already Cancelled

Tuesday, August 21 by

I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”

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‘Ghostbusters’ Theme Sung By Machines

Tuesday, August 21 by

The machines have risen. And they’re total nerds.

Would the owner of the Pontiac Vibe please move their car from Mr. West's reserved parking spot?

Kanye West To Possibly Bring His Brand Of Crazy To ‘American Idol’

Tuesday, August 21 by

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck

Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

This type of flaming bullshit doesn't fly in Kiev.

Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him

Tuesday, August 21 by

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island

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‘Walking Dead’ To Campaign Against Dish Network At Political Conventions

Tuesday, August 21 by

Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.

John Goodman in what I can only presume is some sort of movie role.

John Goodman Might Join ‘The Hangover III’ *Crickets, Wolf Howl, Tumbleweed Rolling By*

Monday, August 20 by

Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.

Talk to the hand.

7 Demonic Possessions That Will Ruin Your Day

Monday, August 20 by

Demons are the herpes of the spirit world.

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I Know You’re Bummed About Tony Scott, But Phyllis Diller Died, Too

Monday, August 20 by

R.I.P.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Tragedy Films: 6 Movies That Will End Well For No One

There's something cathartic about watching bad things happen to other people. And in case you weren't paying attention in English class, "cathartic" does not mean "hilarious" (you should probably just...

6 Shows Like Pretty Little Liars That Prove Even Horrible Shows Can Stay On The Air

Every time a really good show comes around, you know it’s going to get canceled before it even does. Series like "Freaks and Geeks", "Veronica Mars" and "Community" never last...

7 Action Movie Catch Phrases That Lead To People Dying

6 Great TV Shows That Never Won Emmys

“The Wire” – Did you ever watch “The Wire” on HBO? You wouldn't be in the minority if the answer is no. Though it didn't do well in the ratings,...

6 Horrifically Sad Movies Like 500 Days of Summer

5 Model Actors Who Crossed From Fashion To Film

Say Das Vdanya To These 5 Movies Set In Russia

Eastern Europe is a mysterious and fascinating place that captures the imaginations of many people. The vodka, the beautiful language, the unique architecture, the depression—it all makes Russia a fascinating...

9 Of The Worst Romantic Comedies To Watch With A Date

Watching a romantic comedy with a date is sometimes a good idea, as you won't have to talk to each other. You can just snuggle up together with a movie,...

6 Heart Breaking Movies About Genocide

The attempted systematic destruction of an entire race of people is a pretty unpleasant business. Unsurprisingly, the movies on the subject tend to be pretty heartbreaking as well. If you're...

7 Movie Demons That Were Evil Incarnate

5 Wrestling Movies Less Sad Than The Wrestler

7 Badass Mechs That Are Not In Real Steel

6 Casino Movies Where The House Finally Lost

The old saying “the house always wins” is usually true in real life, but when it comes to Hollywood narrative, it’s a lot more fun for an audience if someone...

6 Movie Girlfriends Who Were Way Out Of Their Boyfriends League

Seth is giving hope to chubby, irresponsible stoners everywhere by hooking up with a beautiful blonde career woman in this comedy. Sadly, this is false hope, as Katherine Heigl and...

7 Movie Birthday Parties That Didn’t Go Quite As Planned

Birthday parties are supposed to be a time for celebration. Usually, a loved one carefully plans out the event to ensure maximum happiness, but sometimes, some unexpected problems pop up....

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