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Paramount Signs HUGE Agreement with IMAX

Wednesday, January 12 by

“HUGE” as in, you know, size. Paramount, they of movie-making fame, have signed a contract with IMAX to have 4 of their upcoming movies shown on those giant screens that are so big that when you walk in the theater you’re like “whoa, this is a big screen.”

Fox's 'Raising Hope' Secures a 2nd Season

‘Raising Hope’ Guest Stars and Spoilers Galore!

Wednesday, January 12 by

At TCA, the cast and creators shared breakfast and spoilers. Yum!

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Welp, I’m About To Blow All Of Yourses Minds

Wednesday, January 12 by

Somebody finally took the initiative and re-cast Darth Vader with Tommy Wiseau. Unlike Star Wars or The Room, the results are intentionally hilarious.

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Oh Good, They ARE Making A ‘Missile Command’ Movie

Wednesday, January 12 by

Now y’all are actively trying to piss James Cameron off. It has been just days after the cantankerous director blasted movie studios for their greedy antics like creating crappy franchises a la Battleship. Now, Fox has teamed up with Atari to make that Missile Command movie.

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New Poster Battle: ‘Thor’ vs. ‘The Green Hornet’

Tuesday, January 11 by

Maybe Thor vs. The Green Hornet would be a pretty one-sided street fight, but their respective marketing teams have released competitively badass new movie posters.

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New Fox Show Is Pretty Much ‘Sneakers: The Series’

Tuesday, January 11 by

“Breaking In” is also about a team of kooky security experts who test your company’s security by hacking it. The main thing this trailer is missing: Dan Muthafreakin’ Aykroyd.

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Catfight For ‘Dark Knight’ Roles Includes Knightley, Hathaway and Biel

Tuesday, January 11 by

Earlier we heard Eva Green and Naomi Watts were leading the pack for roles in The Dark Knight Rises, but that rumor was started by the Joker, up to his old tricks!

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‘Grand Theft Auto: The Movie’ Is Not What You Think

Tuesday, January 11 by

Who says you can’t make a decent movie based on a video game.

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Internet Unearths Quentin Tarantino’s First Movie Ever

Tuesday, January 11 by

Enjoy the first 36 minutes of the Pulp Fiction director’s first feature film. The rest burned up in an Inglorious Basterds-esque fire!

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Batman’s Got A New Lady Friend… and Foe?

Tuesday, January 11 by

Batman might patrol Gotham City, but the internet is Gossip City with casting and other news about the upcoming sequel The Dark Knight Rises.

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Links Away: Oliver Stone Fails At ‘the Dougie’

Tuesday, January 11 by

Helluva filmmaker, but the guy can’t just ain’t cut out for hip hop dance. We’ll blame this one on the generation gap and let it slide.

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Unknown

Tuesday, January 11 by

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra Cast: Liam Neeson, January Jones, Diane Kruger, Frank Langella Synopsis: A man awakens from a coma, only to discover that someone has taken on his identity and…

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‘Battle: Los Angeles’ Trailer Lays Waste to Santa Monica

Tuesday, January 11 by

The theatrical trailer is up for Battle: Los Angeles, and it shows us a lot more of what we can expect from this end-of-days blockbuster than the teaser trailer did.

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‘The Simpsons’ Porn Might Make You Jaundice

Tuesday, January 11 by

Anyone who gets aroused by this should be institutionalized. Fleshbot got their hands on some stills from the upcoming ‘Simpsons XXX: Homer and Marge’s Sex Tape.’

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Burning Palms

Tuesday, January 11 by

Director: Christopher B. Landon Cast: Dylan McDermott, Shannen Doherty, Zoe Saldana, Lake Bell, Nick Stahl, Paz Vega Synopsis: A subversive tale that interlaces five stories set in Los Angeles, where…

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