Review: Unknown

Thursday, February 17 by

Unknown is not just a mediocre action movie. It’s actually bad. The thinking must have been: Liam Neeson was awesome in Taken. Let’s put him in another one.


‘American Idol’ Recrap: Group Night

Thursday, February 17 by

Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.


Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, February 17 by

The best, the worst, and the most awesome-when-drunk new titles available to stream instantly on Netflix.


Joe Wright Promises A Kick-Ass Action Movie In ‘Hanna’

Thursday, February 17 by

The director of Atonement and Pride & Prejudice gets a little less proper.


Krysten Ritter Gets A Few More Refugees

Thursday, February 17 by

Luckily for all the Geraghtiacs out there, Brian Geraghty has signed on to do another movie.


Lucy Lawless Is Losing Her Sex Slave

Thursday, February 17 by

Bad news for Starz’s 13 subscribers. “Spartacus” actress Lesley-Ann Brandt and her boobs are headed to CSI:NY.


Jill Flint

Thursday, February 17 by

Best known for her role on USA Network’s “Royal Pains,” Jill Flint has a history of recurring television roles and multi-episode character arcs.


You’re Welcome, Tom

Thursday, February 17 by

The nicest guy in Hollywood, without a doubt.


Check Out Henry Cavill’s “Casual Superman” Halloween Costume

Thursday, February 17 by

Henry Cavill is super-cool.


Del Toro And Henson Form Awesome Union For 3D ‘Pinocchio’

Thursday, February 17 by

Guillermo Del Toro, The Jim Henson Company, music by Nick Cave, Stop Motion animation, and 3D? That’s 10 pounds of awesome in a 5 pound bag.


Enrique Gets The ‘Battlestar’ Treatment

Thursday, February 17 by

Tonight I’m frakking you. A-whoa-ohhhhh. You know-ohhhhh.

Lynn Shaw

Susannah Grant To Answer Question “Who Is Lynn Shaw?”

Thursday, February 17 by

The writer of Erin Brockovich Susannah Grant is working on another biopic.


Carla Gugino In, Halle Berry Back, ‘For New Years Eve’

Thursday, February 17 by

Garry Marshall’s ‘New Years Eve’ just added two more pretty people to its actor pile-up thanks to Carla Gugino, and Halle Berry.


Madame Tussaud Biopic In The Works, Open Casting Call For People Who Can Stand Really Still

Thursday, February 17 by

‘Madame T’ coming to a theater near you. Don’t forget your fanny pack!


Beavis And Butthead To Show Tosh How It’s Done

Thursday, February 17 by

Beavis and Butthead won’t just be dissecting Lady Gaga when they return to television later this year. Watch your back, piano-playing cats.