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But This Site Loves Them

Friday, January 21 by

I cannot condone Mr. Smith’s behavior.

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Antoine Dodson Extends Already Inexplicable Career

Friday, January 21 by

Antoine Dodson, of ‘Bed Intruder’ fame(?), is the subject of a new reality TV show. Hide your networks, hide your ratings, cuz they makin’ pilots out of everrrrrrrything up in here.

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‘Breaking Dawn’ Title All Written Out

Friday, January 21 by

With The ‘Twilight Saga’ drawing to a close after just two more box office cash grabs, many are curious what the movie’s title treatment will look like (just go with it). Friends, your day has come.

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Daniels, Perabo, and Segan Get Into Future Waste Management

Friday, January 21 by

Some intriguing new casting news for Brick and Brothers Bloom director Rian Johnson’s upcoming science fiction movie Looper.

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Will Gluck Time Warps To The 80s For ‘About Last Night’

Friday, January 21 by

What ‘About Last Night’? Something about sex, most likely.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of the Week

Friday, January 21 by

Can’t pick what to watch from the Netflix instant movies menu? We’re here to help.

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Mark Ruffalo Heads To Sex Rehab

Friday, January 21 by

Mark Ruffalo will likely whisper and squint his way through writer Stuart Blumberg’s follow up to The Kid’s Are All Right.

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You Read They’re Making A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie

Friday, January 21 by

It looks like the new Red Crown Productions is working on a movie and possible franchise based on the Choose Your Own Adventure series.

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Sundance Review: Project Nim

Friday, January 21 by

For opening night of Sundance, there were only a few selections. I chose the one with a monkey.

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‘Son Of No One Trailer’: The Mustaches Mean They’re Cops

Friday, January 21 by

I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: New ‘Snore’-leans

Thursday, January 20 by

While the season premiere of “American Idol” was disappointing, the second episode (New Orleans) started out strong. By “strong,” I mean it began with a gay dude named Blake Patterson playing the piano and sobbing uncontrollably.

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Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary

Thursday, January 20 by

The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.

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Car Fetishists Will Get Weirdly Excited By These ‘Cars 2′ Videos

Thursday, January 20 by

If you prefer tailpipe to tail, these odd turntable videos to promote ‘Cars 2′ will be auto-erotic entertainment for you.

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“Check Out The New ‘Scream 4′ Pics,” Says Distorted Voice Over Phone

Thursday, January 20 by

A murderer with a creepy mask on is staring at you, while you stare at these pictures from the upcoming ‘Scream 4.’

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New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Stills Feature Panda, Kung Fu

Thursday, January 20 by

Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.

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