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Brand New Three Musketeers Photos Look How You’d Imagine

Thursday, January 20 by

Paul W.S. Anderson’s The Three Musketeers is coming, and there are two brand new photo to prove it!

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America WILL Fall In Love With Alex Pettyfer, Say Studios

Thursday, January 20 by

Mr. Pettyfer has recently been picked up to lead another possible franchise based on the series of young adult books titled The Mortal Instruments.

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Jesus Galifianakis

Thursday, January 20 by

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Comedian.

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Relativity Acquires Raven, Cusack Acquires Goatee

Thursday, January 20 by

The John Cusack film The Raven, in which the beloved actor portrays Edgar Allan Poe, has been acquired by Relativity Media.

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Liam Neeson Loves Money, Part 348

Thursday, January 20 by

Never one to turn down a role, the star of every other movie has returned to the Star Wars universe.

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America’s Favorite Funnyman Benicio Del Toro Playing Stooge Moe?

Thursday, January 20 by

Benicio Del Toro has been making audiences laugh in movies like Traffic and 21 Grams for a long time now. And it looks like the beloved joker may have found his next crack-’em-up role in Moe of The Three Stooges.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions

Thursday, January 20 by

I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.

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Suzanne Sena

Thursday, January 20 by

When Suzanne Sena appears on the first episode of “Onion News Network” tomorrow evening, she’ll be playing a delicately-crafted caricature of herself.

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’ Gets A Release Date

Thursday, January 20 by

We’ve previously reported that Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles were working The Dictator. Now the actual release date has been announced.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘The King’s Speech’

Thursday, January 20 by

In this week’s column we’ll take a look at the Oscar prospects of T-t-he K-k-k-ing’s S-p-p-peech. And now that I’ve gotten that easy gag out of the way let us get down to brass tacks.

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Mia Wasikowska To Somehow Make Two More Movies Before Collapsing In Exhaustion

Thursday, January 20 by

Mia Wasikowska had a busy 2010 with Alice in Wonderland and The Kids Are All Right, and it doesn’t look like 2011 will provide any respite for this poor girl and her hard life.

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‘The Man’s Guide To Love’ Jumps From Blog To Film, Book

Thursday, January 20 by

The Man’s Guide To Love, a website boasting man-on-the-street video testimonials of various males explain what love means to them, is getting the big screen and book treatment.

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These Trailers Will Interrupt Your Super Bowl Pee Breaks

Thursday, January 20 by

Here’s a rundown of the tent-pole trailers that will air in between talking baby ads and horses farting.

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Alfred Hitchcock’s Thrilling Life To Be Made Into A Movie

Thursday, January 20 by

A Hitchcock biopic has been a temptation in Hollywood for so many years, and is now being put into development by Anvil! The Story of Anvil director Sacha Gervasi.

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Colin Farrell Almost Killed A Girl Or Something

Thursday, January 20 by

Colin Farrell’s ex has sold her suicide memoir ‘Your Voice In My Head’ to a British film company. She’s like the Taylor Swift of screenwriting.

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