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7 Movie Horses We Want To Slaughter, Then Eat

Tuesday, December 6 by

This article reminds me of summers in France, where the horses were so succulent, my au pair would have to wipe the juices from my chin.

If I drop this channel to save money, who is going to scream at me at 5:30 every day?

If You’re Mad About Your Cable Bill, You Can Blame ESPN

Tuesday, December 6 by

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

Now we have some place to send criminals.

What Could Be Living On The Newly-Discovered Planet, Kepler-22b?

Tuesday, December 6 by

If it moves, kill it and eat it.

Makes Sense

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‘New Year’s Eve’ Actress Jessica Biel

Tuesday, December 6 by

Didn’t she used to be in a lot more movies?

Stop smiling, Larry. You're going to die. We all are.

Larry King Fears His Impending Death, Wants To Be Frozen

Tuesday, December 6 by

In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…

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We Cast ‘Game Of Thrones’ With Professional Athletes

Tuesday, December 6 by

The comparisons are uncanny…if you’re really high.

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There’s Actually A Trailer For Joss Whedon’s ‘The Cabin In The Woods’

Tuesday, December 6 by

Nine gazillion years later, the film finally sees release.

"Seriously, who farted?"

Check It, Bros: Bradley Cooper Confirms ‘Hangover 3′

Tuesday, December 6 by

Everyone likes lots of money.

Links Away: Vidiots!

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Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!

Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’

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Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Seriously, Deavid Denby. Look a little more like a film critic for 'The New Yorker'. Jesus.

Why David Denby Is Right To Criticize Studio Release Policies

Monday, December 5 by

An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.

The DVD isn't that bad.

Give ‘Conan’ On DVD A Chance… Or Don’t

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Why not? You’re just gonna blow the money on drugs, anyway.

I would criticize Rowlf the Dog's actions, but that would just give liberals cause to turn him into a martyr for their cause.

8 Children’s Shows That Will Turn Your Kids Into Communists

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Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

Hell yeah it is!

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If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Jesus Christ: 5 Actors Who Played the Messiah

It is difficult to portray Jesus Christ and the 5 actors who played the Messiah would agree there is a lot more to the role than meets the eye. The...

Twins In Movies, 5 Actors Who Played Their Own Twin

Porn is not the only place you can find twins in movies. The following five actors played their own twins in movies and turned in some fascinating performances playing both...

5 Famous Movie Siblings: Siblings In the Entertainment Industry

Sibling rivalry can sometimes lead to success in the entertainment industry much like how these 5 famous movie siblings earned respect and made a fortune in show business. There are...

Actors Who Have Played Lex Luthor

These 5 actors who have played Lex Luthor effectively fleshed out and brought this iconic comic book bad boy to life. Arguably the greatest villain in the realm of comics,...

4 Motion Capture Characters and the Actors Who Played Them

Motion capture technology has allowed for completely computer generated characters to take on the lifelike qualities of the stars playing them. Turning what was once a lifeless hollow form into...

5 Classic Heather Locklear Roles

She's been acting since 1979, but here are five classic Heather Locklear roles. When you think of Heather Locklear, what comes to mind? Besides wanting to get her naked? Longevity....

The 5 Most Frightening Movie Vampires

Playing a bloodsucker is currently in vogue, but the 5 most frightening movie vampires are not found leering after nubile teens. In fact, there is a good bit of psychology...

Budget Movies: 5 Films That Cost Under A Million Dollars to Make

With the American economy stuck in the doldrums, Hollywood may want to reminisce about budget movies that cost under a million dollars to make but scored a sizeable box office...

A Hard Days Night: 5 Band Movies

Throughout the years, Hollywood has had quite a love affair with the music industry, producing band movies in every style of filmmaking possible. Whether a mockumentary, drama, biopic or comedy,...

Contract Killers: 5 Movie Hitmen

Not surprisingly, most of the best movie hitmen happen to be women. Now, don't worry guys, you're adequately represented as well. So, what makes a badass movie hitman? It's not...

Top 5 Movies About Nerds

Movies about nerds have evolved over time as the perception of nerds have changed. Nerds used to be frowned upon until they became the heroes of the Y2K and Internet...

5 Incredible Movie Sidekicks

Chewbacca from "Star Wars" The Force will be with you, sure, but without Chewbacca the small band of rebels wouldn't have gotten of Tatooine in one piece. Han Solo was...

Bite The Silver Bullet: 5 Movie Werewolves

Forget the glitter-heavy, moody monsters of your little sister's cinematic tastes and bite the silver bullet with these 5 movie werewolves. Why be afraid of the sun when you have...

5 Movies About Models That Won’t Fall on The Catwalk

They are regularly seen on the arms of athletes and rock stars. Normal guys dream about hooking up with them while many girls would love to be one. They are...

5 Badass Bald Characters in Film And Television

Portrayed by legendary tough guys like Bruce Willis, Telly Savalas and Samuel L. Jackson, these characters are some of the greatest badass bald characters in film and television history and...

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