Paul Haggis Goes All ‘South Park’, Takes Big Dump On Scientology

Monday, February 7 by

Director Paul Haggis (‘Million Dollar Baby’) was a Scientologist and he wants you to know those guys suck.


Mr. Levy Will Turn ‘Mr. Men’ Into Little Miss Potential Movie Franchise

Monday, February 7 by

Fox is going to transform the ‘Mr. Men’ series of children’s books into an animated feature film, directed by Shawn Levy. No need to panic – I already hit the “Ruining My Childhood” button.


Tom Cruise Completely Snaps, Holds Brad Bird At Gunpoint

Monday, February 7 by

In the video, director Brad Bird retires from animation, then we see Tom Cruise and Simon Pegg holding him hostage.


‘Smallville’ Ends May 13th, Avoided Cancelation For 10 Years

Monday, February 7 by

Will you marathon the first nine seasons before watching the final 10th season? For most of you, maybe even 99.9% of you, I’m guessing the answer is “no.”

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Moore To Weinsteins: “Yo, Gimme My Money!”

Monday, February 7 by

Michael Moore, for all the civic duties he takes upon himself, still wants to get paid at the end of the day.


Links Away: Donald Glover Addresses The World’s Spider-Man Concerns

Monday, February 7 by

With the whole “Donald Glover for Spider-Man” campaign officially dead and gone, Glover himself spoke out on the subject at a recent stand up appearance.

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The Real Star of ‘The Lincoln Lawyer’ Is William H. Macy’s Hair

Monday, February 7 by

The premise of The Lincoln Lawyer makes the movie sound a lot more charming than the third trailer makes it look.


I Watched The Puppy Bowl So You Didn’t Have To

Monday, February 7 by

After 30 seconds, I was pulling my hair out. That being said, I watched it all, and it was still better than sitting through And for that, I’m grateful. With that in mind, here are the highlights of Puppy Bowl VII.

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Trends Be Damned, DiCaprio Is Going To Make A Dracula Movie

Monday, February 7 by

Warner Bros. is readying Harker, a story of a Scotland Yard detective on the trail of Dracula.


Detroit Mayor Shuns Robocop, The City’s Favorite Son

Monday, February 7 by

Detroit has had its fair share of tough times, but this news is especially tough to report. Sadly, the Motor City will not be getting a statue honoring their protector, Robocop.


James Franco Knocks On Door Of ‘Three’s Company’ Film

Monday, February 7 by

Franco doesn’t care much for just sitting around, so he is considering creating a “Three’s Company” feature film and perhaps an off-Broadway play.


SJ Detectives Decipher ‘Super 8′ Super Bowl Ad

Monday, February 7 by

After combing through the trailer myself, and searching several message boards, I’ve come up with the following eight pictures that may contain hidden clues about the Steven Spielberg produced film.


Almost Everyone In The Country Watched The Super Bowl!

Monday, February 7 by

One hundred and eleven million people watched the Superbowl yesterday. That is so many millions.

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Hallstrom Signs Up For Swedish Detectives, But No Dragon Tattoos

Monday, February 7 by

Lasse Hallstrom has already jumped on board to direct the adaptation of the first book of a (new) Swedish detective series.


Decent Actor Richard Gere Close To Joining ‘Arbitrage’

Monday, February 7 by

Here’s some news that big pink dog will enjoy. Richard Gere is getting back in the game.