‘Three Stooges’ Looking Less Likely To Strike Oscars Gold

Wednesday, February 23 by

While they haven’t found the right knuckleheads for their Three Stooges film, the Farrelly Brothers have mentioned a few of the folks who have been approached. They’ve got some tough choices ahead of them.


See The Trailer For Danny Boyle’s Stage ‘Frankenstein’

Wednesday, February 23 by

The second scariest use of morphing after that Michael Jackson video.


Giovanni Ribisi Wants To Play With ‘Ted’

Wednesday, February 23 by

Giovanni Ribisi is “obsessed with Ted.”


Cameron Diaz Leaves No Child Behind In ‘Bad Teacher’ Red Band

Wednesday, February 23 by

You eat apples with that mouth, Cameron?


‘Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Will Not Recoup Its Losses

Wednesday, February 23 by

Now that Tim and Eric have ended their Adult Swim show, we’re all wondering where we’re going to get our confusing anti-comedy.


Hilariously, Bill Murray Hasn’t Even Read The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script

Tuesday, February 22 by

I once heard that Murray didn’t like the current script for ‘Ghostbusters 3′, but that internet rumor has now been busted by Venkman himself.


Even More ‘Captain America’ Photos Run Up The Flagpole

Tuesday, February 22 by

Director Joe Johnston will draft us all into WWII this summer. Here are some pics of what you can expect to see during your tour of duty.


‘GI Joe 2′, A Movie About Toys, Will Make Sense Even If You Haven’t Seen The First One

Tuesday, February 22 by

If you didn’t see ‘GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra’, not to worry – Hasbro still wants your money.


Jessica Biel And Uma Thurman To Star In Soccer Comedy, Will They Take Their Shirts Off?

Tuesday, February 22 by

Though I get bored watching soccer, it’d be hard for me to get bored staring at Jessica Biel and Uma Thurman. So I’m gonna call the new soccer movie ‘Playing The Field’ a tie.


Louis Leterrier To Direct Sci-Fi Movie ‘G’, Sesame Street Is Buzzing

Tuesday, February 22 by

Will there be a ‘G-Force’ cameo? I am literally holding my breath right now, hoping that will happen.


‘Inception’ Cast Signed For Sequels, And We Assume Sequels Within Sequels

Tuesday, February 22 by

Pull out those kooky suitcases, cause we’re all going back to ‘Inception’ Land… maybe.


John August To Adapt ‘Lovecraft’ For Film, All Hail Cthulhu

Tuesday, February 22 by

The multi-tentacled monster of awesome that is H.P. Lovecraft’s mythology is slowly making its way to the big screen again.

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Mitch Hurwitz + Lars Von Trier Can’t Possibly Be A Bad Thing

Tuesday, February 22 by

What will happen when the juggernaut behind “Sit Down, Shut Up” and “Running Wilde” co-opts the laugh factory behind Dogtown and Dancer in the Dark?


Links Away: Hustler Skewers ‘Jeopardy!’

Tuesday, February 22 by

Perhaps they’re running out of ideas, or perhaps this is just what America needs. In any case, Hustler’s upcoming parody of popular long-running game show “Jeopardy!” is bound to be the most educational porno of the last ten years.

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New ‘Sucker Punch’ Trailer May Cause Seizures

Tuesday, February 22 by

I’m sure if I was 13 year-old boy, this spot would give me a cinematic erection the likes of which the world has never seen.