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‘New Year’s Eve’ Cast Adds Seth Meyers And Bon Jovi For The Sake Of Art

Monday, January 24 by

Bon Jovi and Seth Meyers, the two most lauded actors of our generation, are set to join the cast of Garry Marshall’s New Year’s Eve.

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‘The Social Network’ Is Lies, All Lies.

Monday, January 24 by

While speaking at something geeky recently, Sean Parker revealed that ‘The Social Network’ isn’t very factual. We kinda figured that out when they cast Timberlake to play him.

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Raimi Producer Discusses Possible Half-Assed ‘Evil Dead’ Reboot

Monday, January 24 by

A longtime producer of Sam Raimi films has stirred the pot among Evil Dead fanboys by saying that Raimi is considering overseeing a remake of the original by a young director.

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The Worst of the Best: Anthony Hopkins

Monday, January 24 by

When a career spans more than four decades, even the best and the brightest are bound to make some awful films.

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Chase Reunites With Gandolfini In Something That’s Not A Sopranos Movie

Monday, January 24 by

Chase has hired Gandolfini to star in Twylight Zones, a film that will test the actor’s range by forcing him to play an Italian-American father in New Jersey

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Duncan Jones Pussied Out Of ‘Superman’

Monday, January 24 by

‘Moon’ helped rocket Duncan Jones to the top of many best director lists. It was only natural that the offers would come rolling in. Including offers that Jones was too plain chicken to accept.

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Jay Leno To Receive Humor Award. Everything You Know Is Wrong.

Monday, January 24 by

Members of Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club have bestowed their annual Man of the Year award to walking lowest common denominator Jay Leno.

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Spike Lee Doesn’t Love Michael Jackson That Much After All

Monday, January 24 by

It’s been reported in the past that director Spike Lee was working on a full-length drama (or, “joint”) entitled Brooklyn Loves MJ. Well now, according to The Playlist, the movie is “not happening.”

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‘Skins’ Too Sexy For Sandwiches, Tacos, Gum, And Cars

Monday, January 24 by

Due to pressure from the Parents’ Television Association, Subway is the most recent advertiser to pull out of the racy MTV show ‘Skins’. Pun very much intended.

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Exhale, Cinephiles: Orson Welles’ 40 Year-Old Film Might Be Released Soon

Monday, January 24 by

With the possible completion and release of Orson Welles’ The Other Side of the Wind 40 years after principal photography in 1972, one could say that Welles is the 2Pac of cinema.

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Syke! “Matrix” Sequels Aren’t Really Happening

Monday, January 24 by

It turns out we’re probably not going to see any more ‘Matrix’ movies after all. Darn it?

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Fifth Season Of ‘Mad Men’ Still Not Guaranteed

Monday, January 24 by

Matthew Weiner hasn’t begun work on the fifth season of “Mad Men.”

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Sundance: ‘My Idiot Brother’ Bought For Stupid Amount Of Money

Monday, January 24 by

The Paul Rudd-starring comedy My Idiot Brother sold for a cool $7 million, with plans for not only a wide release, but $15 million devoted to marketing.

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Iron Man’s Brother From Another Mother Gets His Own Film

Monday, January 24 by

Because we can never have enough movies about men flying around dressed like Chinese knock-offs of Iron Man, you’ll be happy to know that a War Machine spin-off is in the works.

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Christine Woods

Monday, January 24 by

You might recognize Christine Woods as that chick from “Flash Forward” who really, really wanted to have a baby. Or did she?

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