Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?

Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.


Links Away: The Oscar Winning Boston Movie

Thursday, February 24 by

Having noticed a certain pattern in the production of Boston-centered movies, the guys over Improv Asylum took it upon themselves to lampoon the hell out of this ongoing trend.

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Kat Dennings To Scribble On Herself For A Good Cause

Thursday, February 24 by

It’s nice to see she’ll be doing the American public a service after attacking its collective taste with Thor.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years

Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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Ewan McGregor Is Going To Help A Boy Kill A Giant

Thursday, February 24 by

It would appear that Jack the Giant Killer is becoming something of a Goliath itself.

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Sorry Vampires, All Teen Movies Are Now Dystopian

Thursday, February 24 by

Lauren Oliver said to the world, “They want dystopian? I’ll give ‘em dystopian!”


Banksy Will Be Welcomed To The Oscars Before Ricky Gervais Will

Thursday, February 24 by

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

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Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy

Thursday, February 24 by



Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still

Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

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‘DMZ’ Posits There’s Something Scarier In Korea Than Jung-Il’s Hair

Thursday, February 24 by

There’s something scarier going on in North Korea than a totalitarian regime.


9 Tim and Eric Regulars Who Need A Cameo In ‘Billion Dollar Movie’

Thursday, February 24 by

While it’s nice to see some big names attached, long-time followers will all but demand appearances by the creepy-cadre of weirdos that were a fixture on “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” Here are nine such regulars that need to make an appearance.


Charles McDougall Slips On The ‘Burt Wonderstone’ Daddy Pants

Thursday, February 24 by

Somebody please forward this article on to Burt Wonderstone’s assistant camera operator so that they know whose name to write on the slate. Charles McDougall has signed on to helm the Steve Carell magician comedy.


Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, February 24 by

Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.


‘A Better Life’ Trailer Makes You Feel Better About Your Life

Thursday, February 24 by

Watching this trailer is almost like giving back to your community.


For Your Ice-T

Thursday, February 24 by

Comin’ straight out da freeza.