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Review: Hall Pass

Friday, February 25 by

It’s not golden era Farrellys like Kingpin but it’s good.

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NASCAR ‘Transformer’ Might Be A Redneck

Friday, February 25 by

Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

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‘Rango’ Somehow Manages To Be Controversial

Thursday, February 24 by

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’

Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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Gyllenhaal and Maguire Battling For ‘Bourne Legacy’ Lead

Thursday, February 24 by

Who will become the next one-man ultimate killing machine?

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The Aliens In ‘Prometheus’ Are ‘Alien’ Aliens, But Not Exactly?

Thursday, February 24 by

The rumor is that the film features the ‘Alien’ aliens, but in a different form. Maybe they’re all Cloverfields now?

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry

Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!

Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?

Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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Links Away: The Oscar Winning Boston Movie

Thursday, February 24 by

Having noticed a certain pattern in the production of Boston-centered movies, the guys over Improv Asylum took it upon themselves to lampoon the hell out of this ongoing trend.

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Kat Dennings To Scribble On Herself For A Good Cause

Thursday, February 24 by

It’s nice to see she’ll be doing the American public a service after attacking its collective taste with Thor.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years

Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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Ewan McGregor Is Going To Help A Boy Kill A Giant

Thursday, February 24 by

It would appear that Jack the Giant Killer is becoming something of a Goliath itself.

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Sorry Vampires, All Teen Movies Are Now Dystopian

Thursday, February 24 by

Lauren Oliver said to the world, “They want dystopian? I’ll give ‘em dystopian!”

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Banksy Will Be Welcomed To The Oscars Before Ricky Gervais Will

Thursday, February 24 by

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

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