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New ‘Star Wars’ Disneyland Ride Has Full Intention Of Being Not Awful

Thursday, January 20 by

George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-”?

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Links Away: Girl is Addicted to Eating Couch Cushions. Wait, What?

Thursday, January 20 by

Yeah so there’s this girl who eats couch cushions. As in she rips them up, puts the pieces in her mouth, chews, and swallows.

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Beyonce To Shake It For Clint Eastwood In ‘A Star Is Born’

Thursday, January 20 by

A fourth film version of A Star Is Born has been announced, and the players involved run from the obvious to the totally, mind-blowingly surprising.

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“Assange Biopic Underway,” Says Screen Junkies In A Confidential Cable

Thursday, January 20 by

The upcoming biography of Julian Assange has been optioned today to become a dramatic biopic.

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The Mechanic

Thursday, January 20 by

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‘The Iceman’ Snags Del Toro, Shannon, And, As Required By Law, James Franco

Thursday, January 20 by

Del Toro, Franco, and Shannon have been snagged for the upcoming film The Iceman, the true story of a mafia hitman.

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‘Community’ Invites In Malcolm Jamal Warner And Levar Burton

Thursday, January 20 by

The cast offers up some juicy spoilers on the D&D episode and Shirley’s ex-husband.

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New ‘Harry Potter’ Stills Feature Impressive Chair Fort

Thursday, January 20 by

Hot on the heels of a toe up Neville Longbottom, comes two more pics from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II.

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‘Black Panther’ Will Be The Next Way Marvel Makes Tons Of Money

Thursday, January 20 by

Recently, Marvel has made an inspired choice in finding the screenwriter for the Black Panther’s foray into film.

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Roger Ebert To Debut New Chin On New Show

Thursday, January 20 by

Movie reviews won’t be the only thing Roger Ebert will be premiering on his New PBS show ‘Ebert Presents at the Movies’. Ebert, who lost his lower jaw to thyroid cancer in 2006, will be showing off his new facial prosthesis on his new public television program.

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Brand To Add Swagger, Sleeveless Shirts, To ‘Rock Of Ages’

Thursday, January 20 by

Is it time to see if another comedian can not only act in a not-completely-slapstick role, but also SING? Well, it’s that time for Russell Brand, who is the newest purported cast addition to ‘Rock of Ages’.

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Penelope Cruz

Thursday, January 20 by

In her Spanish movies, Penelope Cruz is known to be a great actress. In her American movies, she is merely a gorgeous dark-haired woman who smiles a lot.

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Sony Helps Spurlock Sell Out By Picking Up ‘Greatest Movie’

Thursday, January 20 by

Morgan Spurlock is set to open out eyes yet again after getting his newest film, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, picked up for distribution by Sony Studios.

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PTC Lame-os Overreact To MTV’s ‘Skins’

Thursday, January 20 by

I guess we’re not allowed to pile minors in a sweaty, semi-nude, post-opiate/coital orgy hill.

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Brand New Three Musketeers Photos Look How You’d Imagine

Thursday, January 20 by

Paul W.S. Anderson’s The Three Musketeers is coming, and there are two brand new photo to prove it!

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