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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now

Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Someone just dumped a tall glass of handsome on this man. Get a towel.

Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, August 9 by

Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.

Possessed by Loki? Seriously??

Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too

Thursday, August 9 by

Don’t shoot the messenger.

That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*

THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!

Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons

Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

SPANK BANK.

Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show

Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

Not this 'Hobbit', but you get the idea.

Very Few People Will Actually Get To See ‘The Hobbit’s Revolutionary 3D Presentation

Wednesday, August 8 by

It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.

Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars

Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

Stark Industries Powers into a New Corporate Strategy White Pape

Joss Whedon Wearing ‘The Avengers 2′ Daddy Pants

Wednesday, August 8 by

Put on the suit!

Hurry up, please, gang.

‘Arrested Development’ Has Started Filming New Episodes

Tuesday, August 7 by

Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”

If I wanted to see a bunch of weed on an island, I'd start back up dealing drugs at Hilton Head, thanks very much.

Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series

Tuesday, August 7 by

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

All of these people overpaid for a bad movie and their dumb little glasses.

Movie Tickets More Expensive Than Ever, While Movie Quality Hits All-Time Low

Tuesday, August 7 by

“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”

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The Lost Roles Of Rob Corddry

Tuesday, August 7 by

A celebration of the comedic actor’s lesser-known roles.

What did the Five Fingers of Death say to the face?

7 Martial Arts Movies You Need To See

Tuesday, August 7 by

In honor of The Raid: Redemption

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What Is Superman Feeding That Dog?

Monday, August 6 by

I’m impressed.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Movie Mummies That Walk When They Should Be Dead

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7 Great Comedy Shows on Basic Cable

When it comes to comedy, there are no shortage of shows on basic cable. However, there are only a few great comedies out there, as many of them just go...

6 Of The Saddest Episodes Of Television To Ever Hit The Airwaves

13 Jailbait Filled Movies Like Thirteen

Jailbait teens can only get you into trouble, but that doesn't stop Hollywood from pushing them on an unsuspecting public. Rest assured, you can watch the thirteen jailbait movies on...

9 Movie Strippers with Hearts of Gold

Strippers used to be looked at with disgust. Dancing naked in front of ogling men, each of whom are throwing money toward them so that they can continue to disrobe,...

6 Magical Movies Set in Wisconsin

It's not California and it's certainly not New York. The state of Wisconsin, better known as the home of the cheeseheads and the Green Bay Packers, is normally about dairy...

Actors Writers And Failures: The Party Down Cast

Starz show "Party Down" was sadly canceled after two seasons, despite the fact that it was one of the funnier television comedies made in the past decade. This was partly...

8 Futuristic Movie Fashions That We Pray Never Happen

One of the most difficult things about making futuristic movies is trying to envision the styles that would be worn in the time a movie takes place. While this is...

7 Ways CSI Is Lying To You About Crime Scenes

Despite "CSI" being one of the top shows on television for nearly a decade, it does a number of things to make each story fit the television format, rather than...

7 Reality Show Contestants Who Are Legitimately Terrible People

Even if you hate reality television, the people who are on it are usually just attention hungry folks who are looking to make a quick buck. They aren't bad, just...

7 Manly, Possibly Homoerotic, Movies Like 300

When it really comes down to it, manly movies like the ab-fabulous action flick "300" are relatively homoerotic. This one, like many others, has men grappling with each other, doing...

6 Shark Movies That Are Not Jaws

The greatest shark movie ever made is the Spielberg classic "Jaws," which redefined the way we swim in the ocean and look at sharks in general. No one is debating...

6 Sexy Bloody Shows Like Spartacus

Starz channel's "Spartacus" is both unflinchingly sexy and bloody, making it like very few other shows on television. Those that have the same amount of sex and violence are few...

6 Actors Who Have Played One Of The Three Musketeers

5 Party Down Episodes That Will Insure You Never Hire a Cartering Company Again

Starz, is about a catering company with a bunch of entertainment industry burn outs working for it and basically having outrageous experiences at just about every place they go. There...

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