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‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets You Excited With Some Olympics-Themed Promos

Monday, August 13 by

Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.

They're already pretty much there anyway.

CNN Might Feature Some Non-News Shows To Boost Its Lousy News-y Ratings

Monday, August 13 by

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

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Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′

Monday, August 13 by

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

BRICK AND RON.

Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux

Monday, August 13 by

Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.

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Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’

Monday, August 13 by

‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.

Holy fuck, it's Peeta from 'The Hunger Games'. I'm gonna see the shit out of this movie.

Here’s That Three Year-Old ‘Red Dawn’ Remake Trailer. *Sighs* “Wolverines”

Friday, August 10 by

Now with 60% less political tension.

This is the collective expression America made at the suspension of prisoners' civil liberties.

Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them?

Friday, August 10 by

The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”

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First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough?

Friday, August 10 by

Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.

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Van Damme Owes A Lot To His Big Legs And Karate

Friday, August 10 by

He really makes it look easy.

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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now

Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Someone just dumped a tall glass of handsome on this man. Get a towel.

Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, August 9 by

Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.

Possessed by Loki? Seriously??

Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too

Thursday, August 9 by

Don’t shoot the messenger.

That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*

THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!

Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons

Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

SPANK BANK.

Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show

Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Movie Mummies That Walk When They Should Be Dead

Hollywood seems full of grave robbers, doesn't it? People are always digging up the dead and journeying to far off places just to open up a sarcophagus. Without fail, the...

7 Great Comedy Shows on Basic Cable

When it comes to comedy, there are no shortage of shows on basic cable. However, there are only a few great comedies out there, as many of them just go...

6 Of The Saddest Episodes Of Television To Ever Hit The Airwaves

13 Jailbait Filled Movies Like Thirteen

Jailbait teens can only get you into trouble, but that doesn't stop Hollywood from pushing them on an unsuspecting public. Rest assured, you can watch the thirteen jailbait movies on...

9 Movie Strippers with Hearts of Gold

Strippers used to be looked at with disgust. Dancing naked in front of ogling men, each of whom are throwing money toward them so that they can continue to disrobe,...

6 Magical Movies Set in Wisconsin

It's not California and it's certainly not New York. The state of Wisconsin, better known as the home of the cheeseheads and the Green Bay Packers, is normally about dairy...

Actors Writers And Failures: The Party Down Cast

Starz show "Party Down" was sadly canceled after two seasons, despite the fact that it was one of the funnier television comedies made in the past decade. This was partly...

8 Futuristic Movie Fashions That We Pray Never Happen

One of the most difficult things about making futuristic movies is trying to envision the styles that would be worn in the time a movie takes place. While this is...

7 Ways CSI Is Lying To You About Crime Scenes

Despite "CSI" being one of the top shows on television for nearly a decade, it does a number of things to make each story fit the television format, rather than...

7 Reality Show Contestants Who Are Legitimately Terrible People

Even if you hate reality television, the people who are on it are usually just attention hungry folks who are looking to make a quick buck. They aren't bad, just...

7 Manly, Possibly Homoerotic, Movies Like 300

When it really comes down to it, manly movies like the ab-fabulous action flick "300" are relatively homoerotic. This one, like many others, has men grappling with each other, doing...

6 Shark Movies That Are Not Jaws

The greatest shark movie ever made is the Spielberg classic "Jaws," which redefined the way we swim in the ocean and look at sharks in general. No one is debating...

6 Sexy Bloody Shows Like Spartacus

Starz channel's "Spartacus" is both unflinchingly sexy and bloody, making it like very few other shows on television. Those that have the same amount of sex and violence are few...

6 Actors Who Have Played One Of The Three Musketeers

5 Party Down Episodes That Will Insure You Never Hire a Cartering Company Again

Starz, is about a catering company with a bunch of entertainment industry burn outs working for it and basically having outrageous experiences at just about every place they go. There...

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