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Democracy Doesn’t Work: ‘Grown Ups’ Wins Best Comedy at 2011 People’s Choice Awards

Thursday, January 6 by

Adam Sandler also took home an award for Best Comedic Star, which would make total sense if the year was 1997. But it’s not, god damn it!

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‘The Wee McGinty’ is ‘Bourne Identity’ with a Leprechaun Instead of Matt Damon

Wednesday, January 5 by

I’m assuming you clicked on the headline of this article, which is the same as assuming that you like things that are totally awesome.

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Links Away: The Muppets Do Kanye

Wednesday, January 5 by

If there was ever any doubt in your mind that the Muppets are straight up gangster, this rendition of Kanye West’s “Monster” should convince you otherwise.

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Someone Will Assassinate Robert Pattinson

Wednesday, January 5 by

David Cronenberg has kicked Colin Farrell out of his limo and invited Robert Pattinson in. The Team Edward ambassador himself has signed on to play Eric Packer in Cosmopolis.

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First Looks: ‘Bad Teacher’, ‘Anonymous’, and ’30 Minutes Or Less’

Wednesday, January 5 by

We’ve reported on Bad Teacher, 30 Minutes Or Less, and Anonymous before. But now we have first looks and better descriptions of the doings that transpire on-screen.

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Greengrass Could Get Gritty with Cleopatra

Wednesday, January 5 by

With Angelina locked down to play the role that Liz Taylor made famous, Deadline reports that producer Scott Rudin is “pretty close” to locking someone down to helm this mighty, might vessel.

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Mickey Rourke Might Remove His Teeth To Be a Better Gay Rugby Player

Wednesday, January 5 by

Call me crazy, but if you really want to get inside the head of a gay player, there’s an easier way (especially a gay player with no teeth). It starts with buying him a drink.

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Rebecca Hazlewood

Wednesday, January 5 by

Unless you’re a devoted fan of British soap operas, chances are you hadn’t seen much of Rebecca Hazlewood before “Outsourced” hit the air.

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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls

Wednesday, January 5 by

Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.

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It’s ‘Mr. Film’ with Bob and David!

Wednesday, January 5 by

If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.

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Sam Rockwell To Probably Play A Sleazy Guy In ‘Cogan’s Trade’

Wednesday, January 5 by

Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.

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He’s Got My Vote

Wednesday, January 5 by

Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.

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Spider-man Slips Emma Stone the Tongue

Wednesday, January 5 by

OoooOOOooooo! Look you guys, it’s pics of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey making out on the set of Spider-man! They’re both such sluts. I’m totally JK LOL!!!

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‘LOST’ Numbers Nearly Win Millions

Wednesday, January 5 by

Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’

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‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works

Wednesday, January 5 by

Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.

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