9 Replacement Sponsors For MTV’s ‘Skins’

Tuesday, January 25 by

MTV won’t miss the sponsors who have dropped. Why? Because there are dozens more just waiting to cash in on the sweet, sweet scent of underage ass. With that in mind, here are nine replacement sponsors for MTV’s “Skins.”


‘Hunger Games’ Gets A Kick-Off Date

Tuesday, January 25 by

Lace up your whatever you need to lace up to play a game of survival.

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‘Ghost Rider 2′: Ghost Rider Goes To Turkey

Tuesday, January 25 by

Looks like Ghost Rider is getting a Turkish vacation in Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.


It’s Official: James Franco Doing Everything Ever

Tuesday, January 25 by

Busy beaver James Franco is directing ‘As I Lay Dying.’ Believe it or not, he’s not playing every role in the film.

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‘Hanna’ and ‘Source Code’ Drop Some Posters On Us

Tuesday, January 25 by

‘Source Code’ and ‘Hanna’ marketing departments get all visual up in this piece.


Sundance Review: Homework

Tuesday, January 25 by

There’s nothing offensive about it, I just found it completely unmoving.


Sundance Review: I Melt With You

Tuesday, January 25 by

Exactly the kind of indie movie I was worried about seeing at Sundance. 46 people walked out during the press and industry screening.

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Vin Diesel Will Start A ‘Furious’ Trilogy Whenever He Pleases, Thank You

Tuesday, January 25 by

Vin Diesel has no problem starting a trilogy in the fourth installment of a franchise.

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Apparently, Reality TV Hasn’t Been Cruel Enough To Kelsey Grammer

Tuesday, January 25 by

Grammer has ushered in a new era for which he will be remembered for many poorly-hatched reality television shows.


The World Depends On You For A ‘Con Air’ Sequel, Nic Cage

Tuesday, January 25 by

How can anyone dislike ‘Con Air’? The explosions…huge. The concept… ridiculous. The hairpieces… outlandish. The dialogue… terrible. In other words, it was really, really awesome.


‘Dexter In 60 Seconds’ Saves You A LOT Of Time

Tuesday, January 25 by

Why slog through five seasons of ‘Dexter’ when you can get the gist in the same time it takes to make rice in the microwave?


Sam Jackson Tricks You Into Watching Theater

Tuesday, January 25 by

Check out this trailer for HBO Films production of Cormac McCarthy’s ‘The Sunset Limited.’ It stars Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson’s character from ‘Black Snake Moan.’


‘Saw: The Final Chapter’ Contest Winners!

Tuesday, January 25 by

And the winners are…

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Spider-Man Sprays His Web All Over L.A.

Tuesday, January 25 by

Here are some new pictures of Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, illicitly snapped as filming takes place in downtown LA.


10 Truthful Oscar Nominee Reactions

Tuesday, January 25 by

This isn’t the Golden Globes, people. This is the Academy Awards (a.k.a. the real deal). But just because the awards are real doesn’t mean the reactions from the nominees will be. That’s why we’ve spent all morning running said reactions through our patented B.S. translator.