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‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets You Excited With Some Olympics-Themed Promos

Monday, August 13 by

Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.

They're already pretty much there anyway.

CNN Might Feature Some Non-News Shows To Boost Its Lousy News-y Ratings

Monday, August 13 by

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

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Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′

Monday, August 13 by

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

BRICK AND RON.

Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux

Monday, August 13 by

Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.

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Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’

Monday, August 13 by

‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.

Holy fuck, it's Peeta from 'The Hunger Games'. I'm gonna see the shit out of this movie.

Here’s That Three Year-Old ‘Red Dawn’ Remake Trailer. *Sighs* “Wolverines”

Friday, August 10 by

Now with 60% less political tension.

This is the collective expression America made at the suspension of prisoners' civil liberties.

Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them?

Friday, August 10 by

The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”

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First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough?

Friday, August 10 by

Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.

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Van Damme Owes A Lot To His Big Legs And Karate

Friday, August 10 by

He really makes it look easy.

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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now

Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Someone just dumped a tall glass of handsome on this man. Get a towel.

Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, August 9 by

Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.

Possessed by Loki? Seriously??

Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too

Thursday, August 9 by

Don’t shoot the messenger.

That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*

THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!

Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons

Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

SPANK BANK.

Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show

Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

They’re Following Me: 5 Conspiracy TV Shows

Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory. Why else would you have so many people convinced that someone besides Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated John F. Kennedy? Why would there be a...

Fan Movies: 6 Films About Sports Fans

There are plenty of films about sports out there, but not many about the people who make sports as big as they are today: the fans. Few films have turned...

5 Reasons Why You Should Watch Doctor Who

Coming up with a list of 5 reasons you should watch “Doctor Who” is more a process of elimination than anything else. In fact, there are so many excellent justifications...

8 Of The Lamest Movie Aliens Of All Time

Space DNA goes bad with eight of the lamest movie aliens of all time. It’s not all rubber suits and molasses but it is still going to hurt. Take a...

The Top 5 Reasons Shark Week Is Better Than Fleet Week

"Shark Week" is a week of shark oriented programming on the Discovery channel that always draws high ratings due to the fact that sharks are generally addictive to watch, as...

Outside of The Law: 6 Biker Movies

Biker movies have a certain appeal whether you ride or not. If you do, you want to see what kind of equipment the bikers are using, how they ride, who...

Fake Politics, Real Drama: The 5 Best Political TV Shows

Politics can make for a rich fabric of different storylines. There are a number of great political television shows that have come out over the years, showing people how politics...

9 Movie Bosses That Need Some TPS Reports

Let's be honest: most people don't like their boss. It's just not a relationship that's endemic to happy times and good friendship. But, in movies just like in real life,...

7 Movies About Depression That Will Rain On Your Parade

Feeling good? Like everything's going your way, like the sun is shining on you all the time? Well, just keep it to yourself, will ya? Nobody likes a show-off! And...

11 Movie Hotels That Played Important Roles In Films

There's something cinematic about hotels. Maybe it's all the windows, or the universal sensation of being in an unfamiliar environment with strange rules. Whatever the reasons, there's no shortage of...

The Best 5 Movies Set in San Francisco

San Francisco is the second-largest city in California behind Los Angeles. When it comes to feature films, San Francisco does not usually come to mind. However, San Francisco's Golden Gate...

5 Puppet Movies That No Child Should Ever See

Puppets are kind of creepy. They're lifeless, but through some external operator they get the power of movement and speech. Sometimes, these even take on a life of their own,...

5 Band Documentaries That Show The Ups And Down Of Stardom

Music becomes three dimensional in these 4 band documentaries that show the ups and downs of stardom. Grab a groupie or fifteen and indulge in the lives of musicians both...

6 Movie Mummies That Walk When They Should Be Dead

Hollywood seems full of grave robbers, doesn't it? People are always digging up the dead and journeying to far off places just to open up a sarcophagus. Without fail, the...

7 Great Comedy Shows on Basic Cable

When it comes to comedy, there are no shortage of shows on basic cable. However, there are only a few great comedies out there, as many of them just go...

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