New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Posters Feature Heads Floating On Groins

Tuesday, March 8 by

The marketing team behind these ‘X-Men: First Class’ posters have revealed their mutant power: they can create images that boggle the mind with terribleness.


Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target?

Tuesday, March 8 by

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?


‘Bad Teacher’ Poster Deserves A “B-”

Tuesday, March 8 by

Things I like: Cameron Diaz’ legs.


Links Away: Young Nicole Kidman Had a Healthy Fro

Tuesday, March 8 by

A 16-year-old Nicole Kidman appears on an Australian TV show to promote her upcoming film, “BMX Bandits.”

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BP Oil Rig Explosion To Become A Movie, (Spoiler Alert) OIL EVERYWHERE!

Tuesday, March 8 by

The demise of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig will be the subject of a feature film. Buy stock in prop oil companies now.


‘Suck City’ Gets A Couple More Residents

Tuesday, March 8 by

Though already in front of cameras, Another Bullsh*t Night In Suck City is still picking up some indie darlings.

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Roseanne Speaks Up On Sheen While Poor Jon Cryer Gets Blasted By The Man Himself

Tuesday, March 8 by

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.


Terrence Malick’s ‘Tree Of Life’ Will Have Dinosaurs Somehow

Tuesday, March 8 by

Oh good. I was afraid this movie was going to be boring.

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DreamWorks Animation Contracts A Case Of ‘Release Date Fever’

Tuesday, March 8 by

DreamWorks has assigned release dates to every animated film it has in the pipeline.

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Brian Grazer Gets A Post-Apocalyptic Movie To Match His Post-Apocalyptic Hair

Tuesday, March 8 by

Dystopias are so hot right now that if you touch them, you’ll get burned.


Best Destruction Of Los Angeles In Movies

Tuesday, March 8 by

With filmgoers poised to witness the city of Los Angeles reduced to rubble, we thought we’d look back a nine great cinematic demolitions of tinsel town.


That ‘Burn Notice’ Guy Is Joining Clint Eastwood’s ‘J. Edgar’

Tuesday, March 8 by

Clint Eastwood has just cast that guy you see in “Burn Notice” ads to play Bobby in J. Edgar. You know, the main guy. The one who’s always smirking.


Review: The Lincoln Lawyer

Tuesday, March 8 by

A perfectly average legal drama.


Juliette Lewis Cast To Type In ‘Hick’, Also ‘A Single Shot’

Tuesday, March 8 by

Juliette Lewis In ‘Hick’? Go on!


AMC’s ‘The Killing’ Will Murder You With Mystery

Tuesday, March 8 by

This thing’s gonna make ‘Mad Men’ look like ‘Cop Rock’!