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James Franco To Try And Be A Wizard Because His Afternoon Brain Surgery Canceled

Friday, February 25 by

James Franco is going to try acting in a movie for a change.

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Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen

Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Friday, February 25 by

Great, now it’s stuck in my head.

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There Really Was A Battle Of Los Angeles

Friday, February 25 by

The new movie Battle: Los Angeles is a big sci-fi movie about an alien invasion on the west coast. However, Columbia Pictures would like audiences to know that there actually was a Battle of Los Angeles.

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Charlie Sheen Could Cost The World Another ‘Major League’ Sequel

Friday, February 25 by

I think we can go ahead and mark down the CEO of Morgan Creek on Charlie Sheen’s “Pussy List.”

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‘Prometheus’ Adds Three More Bodies To The Menu

Friday, February 25 by

Actors are apparently lined up around the block to get chewed up by the aliens in Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’.

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Review: Hall Pass

Friday, February 25 by

It’s not golden era Farrellys like Kingpin but it’s good.

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NASCAR ‘Transformer’ Might Be A Redneck

Friday, February 25 by

Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

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‘Rango’ Somehow Manages To Be Controversial

Thursday, February 24 by

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’

Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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Gyllenhaal and Maguire Battling For ‘Bourne Legacy’ Lead

Thursday, February 24 by

Who will become the next one-man ultimate killing machine?

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The Aliens In ‘Prometheus’ Are ‘Alien’ Aliens, But Not Exactly?

Thursday, February 24 by

The rumor is that the film features the ‘Alien’ aliens, but in a different form. Maybe they’re all Cloverfields now?

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry

Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!

Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?

Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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