‘Sucker Punch’ Stills Feature Guns, Boobs And Jon Hamm

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A movie with this much boob and gun can’t be bad, right? Can it? Maybe mix a little Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) in there for credibility, just in case.


Good News For Will Forte Fans: Will Forte Is Getting Work

Monday, March 14 by

Will Forte continues to get jobs, despite the illogical failure of the movie ‘MacGruber’.


‘Mars Needs Moms’ Thankfully Drowned Zemeckis ‘Yellow Submarine’

Monday, March 14 by

Like a beloved uncle who hits the sauce too much, Zemeckis has gotten drunk on motion capture technology. Now it looks like he might sober-up and stop putting actors into ping-pong ball suits.


Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues

Monday, March 14 by

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.


Links Away: Ferris Bueller Gets The Indie Treatment

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After seeing Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, a talented amateur video editor decided the film might be more appropriate if it was recast as a coming-of-age indie flick.

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Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’

Monday, March 14 by

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

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Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director

Monday, March 14 by

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.

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Ridley Scott Decides To Make Logan Marshall-Green Famous By Casting Him In ‘Prometheus’

Monday, March 14 by

Green’s resume includes roles in Brooklyn’s Finest, “The O.C.”, and Devil, which makes him really, really lucky to have scored this coveted role.

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Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living

Monday, March 14 by

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.


Warning: Red-Band ‘Blitz’ Trailer Contains Violence, Language, And Male Nudity For Some Reason

Monday, March 14 by

Well, it’s springtime. Which means along with the setting forward of clocks, comes the kicking of asses courtesy of Jason Statham.


Busey Watch: ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Episode Two

Monday, March 14 by

It’s week two of Gary Busey’s stint on “Celebrity Apprentice,” and America’s favorite brain-damaged thespian did not disappoint. Actually, he did. Although to be fair, it wasn’t all his fault.

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Larry King In ‘Daily Show’ Talks, Viacom Increases Suspender Budget

Monday, March 14 by

Larry King has been speaking with “The Daily Show” execs about contributing…whatever the hell he brings to the table.


Fox Wants To Go To Space With McG

Monday, March 14 by

The director will helm an untitled space adventure from the screenwriter of ‘Doom’ and ‘The Expendables’. Sci-fi fans are… skeptical.


New ‘Your Highness’ Character Posters Showcase Exquisite Facial Structures Of Portman, Franco, And McBride

Monday, March 14 by

Pass these posters around the room.


Bobcat Goldthwait Wants To Murder Some Teenagers

Monday, March 14 by

Hopefully no crazy people will watch this movie.