Shocking News: Drew Barrymore To Direct New Chick Flick

Tuesday, March 15 by

She will direct the film adaptation of Liz Tuccillo’s book ‘How to Be Single’ for New Line, which is one of those multi-story movies like ‘Valentine’s Day’ (groaaaan).


‘Jackass’ Director Jeff Tremaine Thinks Jocks Need Vengeance, Too

Tuesday, March 15 by

Science tells us that the immense popularity of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ was bound to inspire a film called ‘Revenge of the Jocks’ sooner or later.


Janet Jackson Gets To Make A Movie Now

Tuesday, March 15 by

The Queen of the Malfunctioning Wardrobe scored a 1-picture deal with Lionsgate. I want to know how nasty it will be.


Richard Linklater Wants That Big Cartoon Fish Movie Remake Money

Tuesday, March 15 by

What would get primarily indie filmmaker Richard Linkletter to helm a big budget remake of ‘The Incredible Mr. Limpet’? I’m guessing millions of dollars in worms.


Links Away: Mario Gets the Indie Treatment

Tuesday, March 15 by

Mario sported an ironic mustache before it was ironic.


9 People Who Could Replace Gilbert Gottfried As The Aflac Duck

Tuesday, March 15 by

As you probably know, Gilbert Gottfried was recently shit canned (or, if you want the family friendly version, “poop jarred”) as the voice of the Aflac Duck. The insurance company…


Actors Willingly Return To ‘Silent Hill’ Sequel

Tuesday, March 15 by

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D will not suffer a lack of continuity.

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Fox Yields To Non-Existent Demand For ‘Daredevil’ Reboot

Tuesday, March 15 by

America’s least-dear superhero, Daredevil, is getting the reboot treatment, with David Slade directing.


Mark Wahlberg Is Practicing Beating The Crap Out Of People For ‘The Fighter’ Sequel

Tuesday, March 15 by

He’s shaping up that sloppy mess of a body.

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Netflix To “Air” Episodes Of Spacey/Fincher’s ‘House Of Cards’

Tuesday, March 15 by

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.


You Won’t See Will Smith Sassing Alec Baldwin In ‘Men In Black III’

Tuesday, March 15 by

Men In Black III has suffered it’s first casualty. The topsy-turvy production schedule has caused Manny from Quiet On The Chef Gourmet Catering to leave the project. He’s reportedly upset to have to jump ship but he’s got to pay his bills. Alec Baldwin is also leaving.


9 Movie Lawyers We’d Want Defending Us

Tuesday, March 15 by

We definitely want the following nine movie lawyers on our side if we ever end up in a court room.

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New ‘Bridesmaids’ Trailer Offers No Surprises (And Vomiting)

Tuesday, March 15 by

If you’re the type of person that enjoys watching people suffer from food poisoning in fancy environments, you will love this trailer.


Verbinski To Mash Up ‘CSI’, ‘X-Files’, And ‘House’ For Starz

Tuesday, March 15 by

The ‘Rango’ director is getting creepy on Starz.

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Tom Hanks To Be In A Pirate Movie, But Not The Fun Kind

Tuesday, March 15 by

Tom Hanks has signed up to play a great man with integrity. In other breaking news, the sky is blue.