Colin Firth Wanted For Appropriately British Role In ‘My Fair Lady’ Remake

Friday, February 18 by

The idea machine that is Hollywood has cooked up a real corker of a concept: British diction specialist Colin Firth should star in a remake of My Fair Lady.


Director Of ‘Unknown’ And ‘Orphan’ Thinks He’s Good Enough To Ruin Other People’s Movies

Friday, February 18 by

Another day, another remake announcement.


Nemo Grew A Pair

Friday, February 18 by

I find the legs more disturbing.


Paramount Gives Hailee Steinfeld A Terrible Memory

Friday, February 18 by

Her performance in True Grit paquined her into the hearts of the Academy and now Paramount wants to drill into that appeal and convert it to dollars.


Justin Bieber Got Shot And Killed

Friday, February 18 by

Last night Justin Bieber was shot and killed after trying to blast his way out of a standoff with police authorities.


Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense

Friday, February 18 by

If you see anyone singing in the streets today, they are probably fans of watching Kiefer Sutherland run around and try to prevent bad things from happening. He’s signed on for a new Fox drama where he’ll do exactly that.


Louis Leterrier To Direct A Movie About, No Joke, Bank Robbing Magicians

Thursday, February 17 by

If you ever wondered what David Blaine would be like if he used his powers of illusionating for evil, instead of dicking around in water tanks, then you’re gonna love ‘Now You See Me.’


Phillip Noyce Is The Helmer/Director Of ‘Hunter/Killer’

Thursday, February 17 by

Noyce gave up the chance to direct the sequel to ‘Salt’ and chose this submarine movie instead. I guess once you know who Salt is, nothing else about that film really matters.


Did Dreamworks Steal ‘Kung Fu Panda’, Maybe With Help From That Evil Snow Leopard?

Thursday, February 17 by

Master Shifu is very displeased.


Links Away: ‘The Exorcist’ Reimagined In Clay

Thursday, February 17 by

Courtesy of claymation artist Lee Hardcastle, this oddly disturbing video features a humorous rendering of horror classic The Exorcist. This ain’t no ‘Wallace and Gromit’ folks.


Trailer Confirms ‘Something Borrowed’ Will Be Something Terrible

Thursday, February 17 by

Sitting through an entire 2 hours of this might give a guy a vagina.


Cathartic News: Robert Pattinson Gets Beaten Up In ‘Water For Elephants’

Thursday, February 17 by

If you’ve ever thought, “it’d be fun to beat the sh*t out of Robert Pattinson,” you’ll be jealous of a few lucky actors cast in ‘Water For Elephants.’

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7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot

Thursday, February 17 by

FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.


Natalie Portman Is All Over Thor In New Trailer

Thursday, February 17 by

If you’re having an Asgard-attack, then we’ve got the inhaler for you: a brand new ‘Thor’ trailer.


Blake Lively Gives Up Trying To Appeal To Red State Voters

Thursday, February 17 by

Hollyweird denizen Blake Lively is addicted to playing an addict.